You missed a spot.Hey Peepers! You MISSED a spot. Look over here. See this corner? That's not flat. That's not flat at all.
Let me help you with...
Oof. Argh. Humph. MOUSES!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP?
Of all the moused-up, ungrateful...
Ooh... Peepers! Over here.
Peepers, you missed another spot. Look over at this corner now. See that? That's not flat, either. No, it's not flat at all. It's all wrinkled and stuff. You'll wanna get out the Botox, for sure, and...
They don't use Botox for that? Who knew?
Anyway, let me help you fix it. I'll just...
Oof. Argh. Humph. MOUSES!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP?
Clearly, Peepers, you do. You are clearly in need of my help, for sure. Now let me assist you. This corner now appears to be not quite right. I'll just...
NO WAY. Not this time You're not scoopin' me up and puttin' me on the floor again. No sirree.
Look Peepers, there are wrinkles here and here and over there and... They're everywhere!
Are you sure Botox won't fix these all up?
Hey Peepers! Watch me spin in a circle, chasin' my tail and...
CAUGHT IT!
No Peepers, I didn't catch my tail, But I managed to catch that ol' wrinkle before it started up again and...
Oof. Argh. Humph. MOUSES!
Still as ungrateful as ever, I see.
I'M BACK!!!
ARRGGGHHHH!!!
What do you think you're doin'? You tryin' to suffocate me or somethin', Peepers? You dropped that right on top of me and everythin'. MOUSES!
How rude can one be.
No, don't bother answerin'. It was a rhetorical question.
But have no fear, Peepers. I'm okay. Really, I am. I'll just dig my way out from under here and...
THERE.
Oh. Hmm... Sorry 'bout that, Peepers. I didn't actually mean to drag the blanket off the bed as I dug my way out but...
But actually...
But actually, it's lucky I did. 'Cause if you examine the bed carefully, you'll see that that ol' top sheet is all messed up again. You want me to fix that for you, Peepers? I'll just jump back up and...
Oof. Argh. Humph. MOUSES!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NO HELP AT ALL?
Well... Well then...
Then you're gonna have to fix everythin' all by yourself. All by yourself, without any help from me. Without any help from me, at all. And you're definitely gonna wanna fix it up right away. Yup, that whole sheet thing needs fixin' before you try puttin' that blankie back on, for sure. MOUSES!Peepers, aren't you even a little glad I was here to point out all those wrinkles and messed up sheets and stuff?
What? What? WHAT?
Of all the moused-up, ungrateful things to say.
Peeps. You try to help 'em make a bed and get nothin' but grief for doin' so. NOTHIN' but grief, for sure. MOUSES!
Peeps sure don't appreciate help do they?
ReplyDeleteThey are the MOST UNAPPRECIATIVE species of all. MOUSES!
DeleteDang, I thought it was just me who was no help with that task!
ReplyDeleteNope, you probably help lots. Peeps are just sayin' you don't. MOUSES!
DeleteWe agree!
ReplyDeletePeeps are SO hard to please.
You would think they would be grateful for our help,buy nooooooooo.
May as well just sit back and watch the human struggles ;) heh,heh,heh
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
And I have to admit, watchin' peeps struggle is lots of fun. Why, it's right up there with Bird TV! MOUSES!
DeleteYou poor kitty, no appreciation. Phoebe likes to help me make the bed and she checks for bed mice.
ReplyDeleteYou have bed mice? MOUSES!
DeleteWhy is it the peeps never truly appreciate our help? I tried to help M type tonight and she shoved me on the floor. Welll, just see if I ever try to help her again - ever - at least not no more tonight.
ReplyDeleteShe shoved you onto the floor? MOUSES!
DeleteWe hear ya, Sivvers. Peeps are so dang sensitive when we cats try to help! MOUSES!
ReplyDeleteYou've gotta wonder why they're so tightly wound up. Really... I mean, REALLY. MOUSES!
DeleteSheesh. At least you bothered to help! Unlike some cats around there! Not even a thank you! I'm insulted on your behalf, Seville! ~Bear Cat
ReplyDeleteThank you Bear. Thank you very much. PURRS
DeleteWe never understand the ungratefulness when we kitties take on this job. It is in every kitty contract that peeps may not make the bed or change the sheets without the help and supervision of the resident cat(s), yet the peeps complain and try to get rid of us. MOUSES. It is totally unfair. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteCLEARLY, peeps have difficulty readin' those contracts they signed. We cats are gonna have to do something 'bout that, for sure. MOUSES!
DeleteWell, if it all turns out wrong, your human certainly won't be able to blame you!
ReplyDeleteShe certainly won't. MOUSES!
DeleteHumans sometimes just don't "get" how we TRY to be helpful on bed changing day. They think we're just in the way when we're merely trying to provide positive feedback (haha).
ReplyDeleteHugs, sammy
And it's not like our assistance isn't required. Those peeps need all the help they can get. MOUSES!
DeleteGreat job, Seville, shame peeps just cant leave you to do it for them. May way of doing it is to stand beside the bed, apply the front claws to the duvet cover and pull. Repeat process at each corner and the job is done. purrs ERin PS best avoid doing this whilst peep is asleep under said duvet!
ReplyDeleteWhat happens if you do that when the peep is sleepin'? Do tell. Inquirin' minds wanna know. purrs
DeleteI know what you mean, Seville. I get exactly the same from my mum.
ReplyDeleteWhat IS it with these peeps? MOUSES!
DeleteThe world would be a better place if the humans just listened to us kitties...
ReplyDeleteNoodle and crew
It sure would, Noodle. It sure would. PURRS
DeleteWe know EXACTLY how you feel, Seville. Our Human is JUST like that when it comes to making up the bed!
ReplyDeleteSuch ingratitude! Mouses!
This lack of appreciation by the peeps appears to be a global phenomenon. MOUSES!
DeleteOur bed is never well made without the involvement of TKS. She makes sure every last wrinkle is out before Dad P can put the next sheet on
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