paper vs. plastic

My peeps came home from the nip store the other day.  Once the bottles of scotch, rum & wine were put away, the bags they came in were given to us.  I don't know about you, but I just love a good bag.

But this all brings up the whole paper versus plastic debate.  Which is better?  Why, paper, of course!  Yeah, yeah...  usually peeps talk about the environment and stuff like that when having this discussion but have you every considered this topic from a cat's point of view?

Paper bags are fun!  You can climb inside and they crinkle and rustle and make all kinds of funny sounds.  If an open bag is lying on its side, you can take a running leap, jump inside the bag and it will scootch right across the floor.  Oh, what fun!  An amusement park in a bag.  I just love it!!!

You can also have naps in paper bags.  You can take a snooze inside the bag or you can flatten it out and it makes a lovely, comfy spot upon which to curl up.  Paper bags are so versatile.  The perfect spot for sweet dreams.

Plastic bags, on the other hand, are very dangerous.  Never give a cat a plastic bag.  There are warning labels right on those plastic bags...  "can cause suffocation," they say.  I repeat, NEVER give a cat a plastic bag.

So there you have it...  the debate of paper vs. plastic.  Paper is best.  My side wins!!!