Wednesday, 20 July 2016

pokemon... GO!

And there goes another one.  MOUSES!

Maybe I should get the peep to put some padding on that ol' oak tree at the end of the driveway.  Protect it from...

And another?  MOUSES!

And there's one more who just, at this moment, walked smack dab into... MOUSES!

Maybe if they were to look up from their phones while walkin', they'd stop bangin' into stuff and...

For mousin' sake.  Poor tree.  I'm gonna wrap some pillows around its trunk, for sure.

I'm just kidding, really.  There are no Pokemon players wanderin' past my house, not lookin' where they're goin', bumpin' into trees...  YET.

MOUSES!

But that's not to say there aren't peeps bangin' into trees in other cats' yards, 'cause I've heard they're bangin' into buildings, and parked cars, and all sorts of stuff.  Wanderin' around where they shouldn't be wanderin'.  Not lookin' where they're goin', when they really should be lookin'.  It's as crazy as crazy can be.  Crazier than a squirrel makin' nut pies kind of crazy, for sure.

And speakin' of squirrels makin' nut pies...  Those nut pie makin' squirrels are gonna be none-too-pleased if peeps actually do start bumpin' into their oak tree at the end of my driveway.  MOUSES!

The Pokemon crazy...  I mean, craze, became available here in Canada only recently, but from what I heard, no sooner were the Canadian Pokemon servers up, but they were down.  It's true! Heard it on the news and everythin'.  I'm thinkin' they must use the same IT Support I do.  Peep #1, AKA IT Support on LIFE support.  And that's on a good day, for sure.  MOUSES!

But to be perfectly honest, I really don't know much 'bout this Pokemon guy, although cats all 'round the net are talkin' about him.  When I first heard about him, I thought peeps were tryin' to poke some man or somethin'.

You know, when I was a wee sprout of a kitten, we called that game Pin the Tail on the Donkey. MOUSES!

Come to think of it, peeps ran into stuff like walls and trees playin' Pin the Tail on the Donkey, too.  Wearin' a blindfold and spinning in circles will do that to you, for sure.

Now like I said, I know practically NOTHIN' about this game involvin' pokin' mans...  I mean, mons...  No, I mean...  whatever.

Anyway, from what I can tell, the peeps playin' pokin' the mon are lookin' for stuff.  Now this stuff is all around 'em but they can't see it, 'cause either it's invisible to the naked eye, like atoms and molecules, or...

Or maybe it doesn't actually exist. 

But just because you can't see somethin', it doesn't mean that the something isn't actually there.

Although let's face it, sometimes it does.  MOUSES!

But...  Sometimes, even though you can't see somethin', you still KNOW it's there, 'cause you can smell it.  For example, when my brother Anderson lives up to his title, Sir Fartsalot, I don't have to see him to know he is there.  MOUSES!

But back to the mons bein' poked and the peeps who are poking 'em.  These poking mons peeps seem to be able to find the invisible - possibly non-existent - things if they glue their eyes to their phones.  Of course, when peeps do glue their eyes to their phones, lookin' for otherwise invisible things to poke, the poking peeps usually don't notice the other stuff.  You know, the other stuff like trees.  Trees, buildings, parked cars...  WHATEVER, thus explaining the rash of peeps hittin' their heads on inanimate objects and whatnot.  And when this happens, although the originally sought after objects may have been invisible, the bruises left on peeps' foreheads are most certainly not. MOUSES!


But what I REALLY wanna know is, now that we've made Pokemon go, does anyone know how to make Pokemon stop?  And if Pokemon can be trained to go and stop, can he be trained to come, stay and fetch?  And if he can be trained to fetch, can he be trained to fetch the nip?  'Cause let me tell you, if someone could train Pokemon to fetch the nip, I'd get him to fetch me some nip, 'cause let me tell you somethin' else, I could really do with some nip right about now. MOUSES!

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  1. Ooh this sounds quite serious. Peep can manage to walk into things without the aid of an invisible pal, that's what I'm there for! Hmm you don't think the Weasel Syndicate have got shares in a bandage company do you? purrs ERin(emon)

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    1. My Momma walks into stuff ALL THE TIME without help. Of course, unlike Erin, I'm not here to help. I just laugh. Because it IS funny. Especially the things she walks into that have been there for as long as we've lived here (9 years and counting). ~Bear Cat

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    2. You know Erin... It would be JUST LIKE THOSE WEASELS to be have somethin' like that, for sure. MOUSES!

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    3. Yeah BC, I try not to help the peep stop herself from doin' stupid stuff, too. After all, a kitty NEEDS somethin' to blog about, for sure! purrs

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  2. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Pokemon is happening around here too! Lots of strange goings on...and Seville, mes on my way to visits yous!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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    1. Those pokemon peeps bumpin' into trees and stuff there, too? MOUSES!

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  3. Don't mention Pokémon Go, it is a horror. People don't look and walk in things, trip over things and don't know where they are.
    As long as they stay of our nip I can handle it but if those Pokémon start to use the nip I will travel back in time and stop this game

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  4. Seville. . . MOL MOL MOL!!! Yeah, I downloaded the *Pokemon Go*, but I don't play it much. Don't want to run into inanimate objects and hurt myself!! MOUSES!!! It is interesting, and it does get one out walking (exercise). But I think I'll stay right here at home where it's safe with my kitties. . .♥♥♥

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    1. If my peep wants to get out and walk, I'm gonna tell her to walk over to the two remainin' nip plants and give 'em some water. purrs

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  5. If all those peeps wandering around keep bumping their heads on to something - maybe they'll bump some sense into them!

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    1. That might be the world's only hope. MOUSES!

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  6. All I know is dat nobody better poke me!

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    1. But it they do, I suggest you poke 'em right back. MOUSES!

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  7. We think it's an alien and the invasion has started!

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    1. Could be. They might walk right up the steps to the mothership, lookin' for mons to poke. MOUSES!

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  8. LOL Seville, you have brought up some very good points. I sure hope there are no poked mons out here, I might confuse them with the Cats that live here. Or maybe my Cats will put an end to pokin the mons

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    1. Yeah, 'cause when we cats start pokin', we very well might use claws. MOUSES!

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  9. Even though we think Pokémon GO is pretty cool, some dude walked right into our dad while he was walking to work in New York City. MOUSES! - Gracie and Zoe

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  10. My Momma walks into stuff ALL THE TIME without help. Of course, unlike Erin, I'm not here to help. I just laugh. Because it IS funny. Especially the things she walks into that have been there for as long as we've lived here (9 years and counting). ~Bear Cat

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    1. And sometimes they walk into doors. Why just the other day, Peep #1 accidentally kinda walked into one. Well her toe walked into one. You should have heard her yell. MOUSES!

      Yeah, that's what she yelled. MOUSES!

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  11. Hehehe the peeps are crazy for this new game Sivvers,Congratulations on winning over at Nellies,xx Speedy

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    1. I can't believe I won! I must be the luckiest cat... EVER. purrs

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  12. My human hasn't noticed any Poke-people... mainly because she's so busy looking at her own phone! And she doesn't even have Pokemon Go.

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    1. Can you imagine how much she'd be lookin' at it if she did? MOUSES!

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  13. Peeps do strange things sometimes! Concats on winning Nellie's contest.

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    1. Thanks Flynn! I'm SO excited about this. Got my whiskers all a-quiver. purrs

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  14. Pokemon Go is happening here too ! Claire is not playing, she has absolutely no interest in it, but she's amazed on how many people the game is driving nuts ! Purrs

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    1. It really does seem to be the latest crazy... Oops! I mean, craze. purrs

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  15. dood....ewe mite bee on ta sum thin...if pokemon can go....why knot fetch....think oh it, nip, grazz, fresh reel live dead perch, pizza piez.....any thing catz ever DREEMED of....just by tellin pokemon ta fetch....☺☺☺ him iz goin all over de place round trout towne two...N conga ratz guys on winnin nellie's contest !!! total lee awesum ~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. Oh my mouses. I'm gonna be dreamin' about poky mons fetchin' me nip all night long. purrs

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  16. Everyone here, including our Mom, is utterly confuses about this Pokey thing. We heard two men fell off a cliff!!! Just...wow. Someone make it stop!

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  17. We don't know how to make it stop, but Mommy wishes she did! On the train the other morning a kid was playing it and there was a pokemon on someone's butt! Imagine????

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    1. OH THEIR BUTT? Now that really shouldn't be allowed. Maybe he sat in it and it stuck or somethin'. MOUSES!

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  18. To be honest this is nothing new in London. When we visited people walked along the streets with their noses stuck to their phones and this is over two years ago! This will stop one day - until then the news will be full of stories about how PokeyMum is making millions while half the world starves.

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    1. Looks like maybe I'll be blogging 'bout it again. Hmmm... MOUSES!

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  19. I don't want to waste the data on my phone plan even though it is kind of fun. I'll sometimes check at home or at work when I'm on wifi and it does give you exercise. But it certainly is not an obsession with me!

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    1. Good thinkin'! If it's not an obsession, you should be nice and safe from walkin' into walls. purrs

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    2. I'm certainly glad of that! I bruise easily and don't need any more bruises than I have already!

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  20. Poor Anderson, some information should just be for family to know- although I did tell everyone Sammy peed in my hair.
    I don't understand this Pokemon thing, but it sounds like they are going to have law suits if people get hurt even though it would be a person's own fault for not paying attention to where they are walking.

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  21. HI sweetie. Conga Rats on winning the prize at Nellie Bellie's house! xox

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    1. Thanks so much! I'm SUPER excited about it, for sure. PURRS

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  22. Well Seville we learned we live unner a rock cuz we don;t know anythin' 'bout this pokemon thing. Sounds like we's not missin' out on anythin'. MOL Stay cool and have a great weekend.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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    1. You know... I'm bettin' some of those things the pokig mons peeps are lookin' for might be hiding under rocks. Or on top of 'em. Or right beside. purrs

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  23. Boy do we feel out of touch!
    Never heard of it...

    Noodle and crew

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    1. Oh yes, it's all the crazy... I mean, craze, for sure. MOUSES!

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  24. There is appawently a Pokemon thingy hanging out near our house as there seems to be beans standing around in front of our yard a couple of times a day. Mom bean just shakes her head and says they are not welcome.

    Now if they could be taught to fetch nip....
    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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    1. MOUSES! You know what you should do? You should find out exactly where it's hidin' and then take a little used - yes, it MUST be used - litter and wrap it up in a pretty little box and leave it right there. Give those pokin' mons peeps a little somethin' special to take home with them. purrs

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  25. I don't understand the Pokemon thing. But I probably don't want to either. I'm already distracted by too many other things on my phone! Mostly cat pictures of course.

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    1. Well cat pictures ARE the best, for sure. MOUSES!

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