What?
I said, WHAT?
Who the mousie mousin' mouses does she think she...
Oh, for mousin' out loud.
MOUSES!
So get this: Peepers has this stupid idea that she is in charge.
Yup, you heard me correctly. Peepers thinks SHE is in charge.
In charge of Saffy and me.
Can you believe it?
MOUSES!
So last night, Saffron was wantin' to go outside. Oh sure, it was around 11pm and already dark - obviously - but Saffy was still wantin' outside. So he waltzed over to the peep and very politely asked her to follow him to the front door and let him out.
Okay, so it was more of an impolite stare followed by a rather loud meow, but still... The cat was really wantin' outside!
Peepers, bein' a peep, said no. She said, "No, Saffron, it's late. It's dark. You're in for the night."
Of all the nerve.
Who the mouses does she think she is?
MOUSES!
Well, Saffy wasn't takin' no for an answer. So as he couldn't open the front door himself, he did the next best thing: he went and asked Peep #2.
SUCCESS.
Yup, Peep #2 let Saffy outside.
MOUSES!
Well, this mornin', all h's and e's and double hockey sticks broke out. Peepers let it be known that she was none too pleased 'bout havin' to be up 'til well past midnight, in order to get Saffron back in.
That's right, she said "MOUSES!" and everythin'.
MOUSES!
But all this brings me back to the topic at paw: WHO THE MOUSES DOES THAT PEEP THINK SHE IS? Why the mouses does she think she's in charge? Who gave her that idea? Who told her that she was?
Certainly not Saffron nor me.
Peepers thinks she'll all that just 'cause she can walk about on two paws.
Well, I can walk about on two paws, too.
If I try.
If I WANTED to try, that is.
For at least twenty seconds, or so.
Maybe.
For two seconds, for sure.
MOUSES!
But it just goes to show you, doesn't it. It just goes to show you that when you teach a baby peep to walk, the next thing you know, they go and grow up and think they're actually in charge.
Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
MOUSES!
Mouses! Saffy, you better stay in at night!
ReplyDeleteSeville, you've hit the nail on the head, and that goes for all of the peeps!
ReplyDeleteWell, we're glad Saffy came back in before morning. Your Peep should be happy about that, instead of getting all mad and acting like she's in charge, right? As if. MOUSES!
ReplyDeleteSorry, Seville. The one that can work the door is in charge. XO
ReplyDeleteOh my,, Peepers had to stay up so late and miss out on sleep. As we know, kitties would not like to miss out on sleep, mol. Good judgement on peeps part is gone to the wind with no sleep.
ReplyDeleteguyz…peepulz haz been thinkin they bee in charge sinz like time began and for all thoz bazillion oh yeerz haz been total lee WRONG…ya wood think bye now kleer in 2025 they wood getta cloo that they iz KNOT 😺🙀‼️🐟
ReplyDeleteSeviile, We are afraid most Peeps seem to think they are in charge of "their" kitties. Go figure!
ReplyDeleteSeville, We fear most Peeps seem to think they are in charge of "their" kitties. Go figure!
ReplyDeleteYou need to nip that sort of thing in the bud, Seville. Hmm, nip buds, that sounds kind of a possible solution. Get the peep inipped up on nip buds then you can run the joint!
ReplyDeleteToodle pips and purrs
ERin