As you may remember, my last blog post was about Peepers diggin' up the garden bed where she grew her stupid peas. You might also remember 'bout my findin' a long-lost catnip plant that wasn't actually lost - on account of my previously not knowin' of its existence - but was a real live treasure to find, to be sure.
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Well as it turns out, the fun didn't end there! No sirree, once Peepers had that garden bed all dug up and prepped for whatever stupid stuff she'll plant in there next...
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
It will TOO be stupid.
NO, of course the catnip plant wasn't stupid. But you didn't actually plant the catnip plant, did you. You planted that bed full of peas; and FYI, Peepers, peas are most definitely stupid. So unless you're plannin' on plantin' catnip in the bed next year, odds are, WHATEVER you plant will, in fact, be stupid.
Hmmm...
Peepers, you weren't actually thinkin' of fillin' that bed with catnip, were you?
No? Then yeah, just as I said, whatever it is will definitely be stupid.
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But back to that dug up plant bed.
So anyway, Saffron and I have found a really good use for that bed ol' Peepers dug up. Can you guess what it might be?
No, we're not plannin' on sleepin' in it.
I know, I know.... I know it's a bed. But it's a different kinda bed, you see.
No other ideas? None at all? The bed is eight feet long, four feet wide, and about eight inches or so high.
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about NOW?
What do you MEAN by tellin' me not to get any ideas about usin' that plant bed.
Just ignore the peep, my friends
I usually do.
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But anyway...
But anyway, I won't keep you in suspense any longer. Saffron and I have decided that a four by eight foot bed filled with about eight inches of soil MAKES THE MOST EXCELLENT....
WHAT IS IT NOW, PEEPERS. WHAT IS IT NOW?
Yes, I know. Yes, I know Saffy's out there doin' his business in our new and improved litter box. In fact, I was just tellin' my pals all about that, this very minute.
Oh get a grip, Peepers. You're actin' like a crazy lady, for sure.
My gosh, a peep makes the biggest, most excellent litter box for her kitties that I, Seville the Cat, have ever seen in all my nine lives; BUT WHEN SAID KITTIES actually USE the biggest, most excellent litter box any kitty has ever seen, said peep does nothin' but complain.
And freak out.
And then more complainin'.
Blah, blah, blah... Blah, blah, blah, blah... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
Yup, that's just what she sounds like, for sure.
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Now you'll have to excuse me, my pals. I'm feelin' the need to use the new outdoor litter box Peepers was so kind to make for Saffy and me.
Even if its usage DOES come with a series of complaints.
Oh quit your gripin', woman. Outta my way. I, Seville the Cat, really need to pee.
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Remember to mask up, too.
She really hasn't a clue, amIright, Seville?
ReplyDeleteWhen I planted my sedge plants; three plants in a triangle, with a really cool boulder/rock in the middle...The PO'M decided that was the PURRFECT place to toilet!
I am sure you are helping by fertilizing the soil. :)
ReplyDeleteMOUSES! She created such a fine and wonderful litter box, but then goes on about you and Saffy not using it? Is she waiting for some fixtures or the light, or what?
ReplyDeleteHahaha, If it walks and quacks like a duck, odds on it is a duck. Same with litter boxes; well not the walking and quacking bit. A walking and quacking litter box would be too much, for sure! I do hope the peep is prepared to escort you and Saffy to this new nonquacking or waddling convenience under an umbrella when the rians come???
ReplyDeleteToodle pips and purrs
ERin
LOL!! That reminds petcretary of her childhood days...she was doing some digging in a small plot her dad had set aside for her to use, presumably to learn gardening, but she was revolted when the digging produced a yucky cat BM...LOL, LOL!!
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