Well that's new.
I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin' Peepers went and bought herself somethin' new.
Well guess what. That would be wrong.
I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin' that if Peepers didn't go out and buy herself somethin' new, I, Seville the Cat, must have gone out and bought MYSELF somethin' new.
But guess what. Again, that would be wrong.
Although I would have, to tell you the truth. Gone out and bought myself somethin' new, I mean. But the peep has gone and found herself a new hidin' spot for the plastic money cards and so far, I haven't been able to find 'em.
Believe me, I've tried.
I know, I know... I know what you're...
Actually, I have no idea what you're thinkin' and you obviously have no idea what is new so why don't I just cut to the the chase and tell you what's new.
Are you ready?
Are you SURE?
Okay, here goes...
Saffron jumped up on the chesterfield right next to the peep.
Can you believe it?
Thing is, Saffy Saffron Sassifras has been livin' here in this house with us now for thirteen months and in all that time...
In all that time...
In all that time, never ever once has he jumped onto the family room chesterfield.
Oh sure, he spends a lot of time curled up next to Peepers' paws... I mean, feet, whilst SHE sits on the chesterfield. And Peepers often hauls him up into her arms and sits there with him, but it doesn't take long for Saffron to freak out 'bout bein' held like that and jump down. And sometimes he stands up on his hind legs and reaches out with his front paw and kinda paws and her, while purrin'. But like I said earlier, never ever once has he jumped up next to her, himself.
But earlier this mornin'...
Earlier this mornin', while Peepers checked the weather on the ol' weather channel, Saffron jumped up right next to her, put his front paws on her lap, and sat there.
ALL. ON. HIS. OWN.
Gosh darn it, next thing we know he's gonna be up on her lap right where I like to be.
Remember to mask up, too.