Saffron, Saffron, Saffron... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOIN'?
Never mind answerin' that, Saffy Saffron Sassafras, ol'-brother-of-mine. I know what you're doin'. I know exactly what you're doin', for sure! I know what you're doin' and I know what you did. AND I KNOW for a fact it's somethin' you should never have done.
Don't give me that ol' innocent look. That ol' look of what-did-I-do and why-was-it-wrong. You know what you did and YOU KNOW why it's wrong.
Because Peepers has told you before to stop doin' that, that's why.
You're sayin' that if Peepers doesn't want you jumpin' up and catchin' and battin' at and pullin' the ties of her pajama bottoms, she shouldn't have ties on her pajama bottoms in the first place? You're sayin' she shouldn't have pajama bottoms with ties hangin' there just askin' to be caught, batted and pulled upon?
Well you kinda have a point there, Saffy, my man, but...
But I'm thinkin' there's a reason for those ties to be there, no matter how temptin' they may be.
Oh yeah. Now I remember.
Saffron, THERE IS A REASON for those ties on her pajamas. There's a really, really good reason for them bein' there, for sure.
THOSE THERE TIES ARE HOLDIN' HER PAJAMA BOTTOMS UP!
You know, so they don't fall down.
'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW NO ONE EVER WANTS TO SEE SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT.
Especially not me.
For I, Seville the Cat, am a GENTLEMANLY gentlecat, for sure. And gentlemanly gentlecats don't wanna be embarrassed by obscenities like that.
Remember to mask up, too.