Oh-oh...
Oh-oh...
Oh-NO.
MOUSES!
Saffron, Saffron, Saffron... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOIN'?
Never mind answerin' that, Saffy Saffron Sassafras, ol'-brother-of-mine. I know what you're doin'. I know exactly what you're doin', for sure! I know what you're doin' and I know what you did. AND I KNOW for a fact it's somethin' you should never have done.
MOUSES!
Don't give me that ol' innocent look. That ol' look of what-did-I-do and why-was-it-wrong. You know what you did and YOU KNOW why it's wrong.
MOUSES!
Because Peepers has told you before to stop doin' that, that's why.
What?
WHAT?
You're sayin' that if Peepers doesn't want you jumpin' up and catchin' and battin' at and pullin' the ties of her pajama bottoms, she shouldn't have ties on her pajama bottoms in the first place? You're sayin' she shouldn't have pajama bottoms with ties hangin' there just askin' to be caught, batted and pulled upon?
Hmmm...
Well...
Well you kinda have a point there, Saffy, my man, but...
But...
But I'm thinkin' there's a reason for those ties to be there, no matter how temptin' they may be.
Oh yeah. Now I remember.
Saffron, THERE IS A REASON for those ties on her pajamas. There's a really, really good reason for them bein' there, for sure.
THOSE THERE TIES ARE HOLDIN' HER PAJAMA BOTTOMS UP!
You know, so they don't fall down.
'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW NO ONE EVER WANTS TO SEE SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT.
Especially not me.
For I, Seville the Cat, am a GENTLEMANLY gentlecat, for sure. And gentlemanly gentlecats don't wanna be embarrassed by obscenities like that.
MOUSES!
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Remember to mask up, too.
Saffy, it's good that you aren't at Eastside Cats, because someone keeps wearing hoodies, with strings that dangle!
ReplyDeleteOohhh... Hoodie strings? Bet a kitty can get a good hold of one of those kinda strings AND not have to worry 'bout peeps' pants fallin' down. Sweet. MOUSES!
DeleteWE do this to Our Human all the time. When she is wearing them, She tucks the ties in, but We also do it when they are drying on the washing line. It's such fun to pull the whole line down (mol).
ReplyDeleteApparently Peepers isn't smart enough to tuck in those ties. MOUSES!
DeleteI keep mine tucked in, but sometimes Rusty finds them when I am in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteWe cats can find ANYTHIN' once we put our minds to it, I think. purrs
DeleteSo Saffron is trying to tie one on? Sounds innocent to me!
ReplyDeleteGood one! Personally, I like to use the nip for that kinda thing but one never knows what'll work until one tries, right? MOUSES!
DeleteSeville, I am with you there! Some parts of humans we never want to see!!!!! Yay for human clothes!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs, Julie
That's right, my pal, on account of there bein' some things a kitty can never unsee. MOUSES!
DeleteOh, dear, that would be a faux pas for sure!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah. Saffy is gonna have to learn 'bout boundaries, I think. MOUSES!
DeleteMOUSES. What a dilemma. Those ties are necessary, but they're the very things that are causing the issue at hand! Maybe your peep needs to get some pjs with elastic waists.
ReplyDeleteNow that's a thought! Hmmm... Not sure if she has the smarts to do that, though. I know! I could order some for her!!!
DeleteNow I wonder where that ol' peep has hidden her plastic money away from me THIS time.... MOUSES!