Whew, that was a close one, for sure. Low-flyin' bird.
Bird... Plane... Whatever.
So anyway, it has come to my attention that there are a lot of crazy drivers out there.
What do crazy drivers have to do with low-flyin' birds and or planes, you ask?
Well nothin', really, but uh...
So anyway, the other day Peepers was out and about on the roads when some guy in a big black pickup truck backed out of a parkin' lot ONTO THE ROAD and almost backed right into her.
Can you believe it?
Yup, you've gotta watch out for these crazy wackos out on the roads. They're out there and they're crazy, you see.
Good thing for Peepers, she was quick to respond and managed to deftly veer to the left - into oncoming traffic - and avoid bein' hit.
She's had a lot of experience swervin' to avoid potholes, you see.
Good thing there wasn't actually any oncomin' traffic, too.
Of course, I, Seville the Cat, don't have issues like this while drivin', mainly on account of my not havin' a driver's licence, you see, which is mainly on account on my bein' a cat and the Province of Nova Scotia bein' somewhat unwillin' to issue driver's licences to those of us of the feline persuasion.
Well that, and the fact that my back paws can't reach the pedals.
But give me a car made just the right size...
Give me a car made just the right size AND I'LL IGNORE THAT SILLY LICENCING RULE, AND I'LL BE OUT RUNNIN' THE ROADS, for sure.
Did I say runnin'? I actually meant RULIN', on account of us cats bein' in charge. We rule everythin', you see.
Well at least that's how it should be.
Remember to mask up, too.
Seville, don't get us started on the craziness of drivers these days.ReplyDelete
Which is why I enjoy working from home.
The worst pile-up is when Chili Bruce flops onto the floor as I'm walking towards my office.
I know you'd be a good driver Seville!ReplyDelete
I do not like driving lately. It is scary with so many texting and using phones despite laws against it.ReplyDelete
I'm a dog who does not like going out. Being inside is saferReplyDelete
No doubt about it Sivvers. If you had a specially made car, you would drive on the roads like a BOSS. Actually like THE BOSS. TRUTH!ReplyDelete
Oh my, sounds like you have worse drivers than our local farmer who ...... but never mind what he does with his muck spreader. What you need, Seville, is an electric car which is all 'fly by wire' or so I'm told. But then, surely that would be an aeroplane? Mouses, this travelling business is soo confusing. If in doubt, send for a takeaway!ReplyDelete
Ya gotta have quick reflexes these days...even so that didn't hat all help when some crazy driver signaled left, and suddenly turned right, in front of petcretary and of course there was a kaboom...as you say...MOUSES! Phooey!ReplyDelete