Wednesday 11 March 2020

tastiest brekkies EVER

Mmmm...  Boy was that ever good.  Tastiest brekkes EVER.

Okay, so maybe not ever.  Maybe...

Ummm...

This mornin'?

MOUSES!

It really was an unusually tasty brekkie, Peepers.  What did you do differently?  Did you saute it in tuna water?  Garnish it with nip?  Oohhh...  Did you  infuse tuna water with catnip, then saute my brekkies in that?

No?

You say you just opened a tin?

Well I'll be.

MOUSES!

Actually, now that I think about it, I do believe the difference was in how my brekkies were served.  It was kinda nice havin' you hold the plate up for me like that.  Hold it up under my chin.  You know, so that I didn't have to bend down and eat off the floor.

Sorta felt like you were waitin' on me hand and foot.  I mean, paw and paw.  I mean...

Whatever.

MOUSES!

Point is, you were providin' excellent service.

MOUSES!

You know...

You know, I really did enjoy eatin' my brekkies in that elevated manor.  I'm thinkin' I might need one of those raised servin' tray thingies some kitties have.  Yeah, I'm thinkin' I might need one of those, for sure.

You want me to go ahead and order one on-line?

Well you don't have to be so testy, Peepers.  It's not like I borrow your plastic money card thing willy-nilly.  I ONLY borrow it to order important stuff.

Important stuff like toys and nip.

And whisks.

Not necessarily in that order.

MOUSES!

But all that aside, I do want one of those raised serving trays, so if you're not gonna loan me your plastic money, you'll have to go out and get one yourself.

Either that or be prepared to hold my plate up for me to dine at all meals, which would be perfectly acceptable to me, of course, but I'm thinkin' you might get a cramp or somethin' in your paw at some point, WHICH WOULD INTERFERE WITH MY EATING PLEASURE, so really and truly, we had best go with the tray after all.

MOUSES!

And when you're out lookin' for my raised tray, how 'bout lookin' for a new cat bed and blankie and maybe a fancy-schmancy latrine?

I MEAN BIDET!

Don't think they make fancy LATRINES.

Oohhh...  Or how 'bout a throne?  I know in some parts of the world, humans call THEIR litter boxes, thrones.

And speakin' of thrones...

I wouldn't mind one of those, either.  The other kind.  You know, a general, run-of-the-mill, jewel-encrusted, gold-plated throne.  One with a plush velvet pillow for nappin' on and...

What?  What's that, Peepers?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?

For mousin' out loud, Peepers, I SAID gold-PLATED.  It's not like I'm askin' for the world.

MOUSES!

But first things first.  I'm feelin' a might peckish, Peepers.  You think you could hold that there plate up for me so that I might enjoy a snack?

Yeah, that plate there.  The one with my mid-mornin' nibbles.

Thatta girl, Peepers.

MOUSES!


12 comments:

  1. Nice job of training your peep, Seville!

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  2. You have a mighty fine servant Seville!

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  3. Not spoiled at all are you Seville. Hahaha. Make sure the Peep orders with Amazon prime so you get your stuff in 2 days.

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  4. You sure have your Peep wrapped around your paw!
    I think I might enjoy a raised up dinner dish too.

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  5. I think your requests are perfectly reasonable, Seville.

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  6. Hmmm, Seville. We think, if you play your cards right and don't ask for too much at a time (say, no more than once a day), you might manage to get a good many of those new things from your Staff (mol).

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  7. And to think I just get mine slopped into my bowl and most da time my lazy momma are going on about how she are getting it to me as fast as she can (I ARE sure that are a lie!)

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  8. dood...raized bowlz bee awesum...we haz em for R foodz & waterz !! :) ♥♥

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  9. Hey Seville, Herman here. It all started when Buddy was still around. Being old, he had a rough time bending down to eat from his bowl. Then my mom started doing that for the other seniors in the house, including me. Gotta tell ya, noms taste so much better when they are served at mouth level without having to bend over. Who started this whole bending over to eat off the floor idea? You don't see hoomons standing up while eating off the floor. Something to think about.

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  10. That is sweet of the peep to hold your plate up for you.

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  11. That sure sounds like a great service you have there, Seville. Tell me, do those plates come with a side dish and a little bell to whap (for the hard of hearing housekeeper, when you want service? I'm asking for a pal o' mine ;)
    Purrs
    ERin

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  12. Seville buddy can you give us a hint how to get Dad to do lots of extras for us? He says we are too demanding. Love that photo too. Very Handsome Ginger indeed

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