Gimme, gimme, gimme.Gimme some treats, man.
I mean, Peepers.
I mean...
Please?
Yeah, that's it. Gimme some treats, please. 'CAUSE I REALLY NEED THE TREATS. MOUSES!
Earlier that evenin'...
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.
Just a wee bit more there, Peepers. Just a tad.
That's a tad?
Hmmm...
Just a wee bit MORE than a tad, then.
Please.
Okay, so when I say wee, I actually mean more than... Than that. Another leaf, please.
That's a leaf? I can barely see it! I'm havin' to squint, and everythin'.
Okay, so how 'bout several leaves? Yeah, several more leaves. Several more leaves that are bigger than that.
PEEPERS, DON'T BE STINGY WITH THE NIP.
MOUSES!
And so it was, after the peep brought in fresh sprigs of catnip for all of us cats.
I, of course, ate mine with delight.
That's right, I ate it. I literally ate it. Every last bite.
And then I needed more.
So I went over and ate Mason's, too.
Silly girl, all she did was sniff hers.
Oh sure, she sniffed it a lot. But she didn't use up all the scent with her sniffin'. Nope, it still smelled like catnip, for sure.
Little wrinkled, perhaps, but worth eatin', nonetheless.
And THANKFULLY, she didn't slobber all over it.
FYI, slobber is the reason I did NOT even attempt to eat Andy's when he was through with his.
MOUSES!
But anyway...
But anyway, do you know what happens to a kitty when a kitty eats two fresh sprigs of the nip? Two sprigs, plus a few extra leaves, said kitty manages to get his peep to give him.
Well...
WELL A KITTY GETS THE MUNCHIES, for sure.
MOUSES!Which is why I am now IN NEED of some treats.
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.
PEEPERS, GIMME SOME TREATS.
Please.
MOUSES!
Seville, the first step is to recognize that you have a problem!
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs an intervention
ReplyDeleteOh yes! I know all about the munchies after too much nip. Flynn taught me all about it.
ReplyDeleteHope you get those treats fast, Seville!
ReplyDeleteOMC...you are so funny! Hope you got a big pile of treats after your nip indulgence! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
ReplyDeleteUh-oh. I think you are going through withdrawal.
ReplyDeleteIt's true, Sivvers. The grade A nip will give ya the munchies!
ReplyDeleteSeville, I thought you were doing ABBA! In fact Mrs H was trying to sing your post, but it all went to pot, MOL
ReplyDeleteToodle pips and purrs
ERin
My Mom says I'm ALWAYS asking for something....treats, walks outside, food, MORE TREATS....well, it's what we do right? She wants me to stop being a CAT for pete's sake? Well, I am what I am right Seville? We all are!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Gee thanks, now I'm hungry and need some treats too!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that was nip you were eating? Just kidding :)
ReplyDeleteReally, Severs? You get the munchies? I just get really sleepy after sniffin' nip. And then I fall asleep. I don't eat the leaves, but if I did I wonder if it would put me to sleep for 100 years?! EEK! Winks.
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