You know, it's never a good idea to go 'round AIRING your dirty laundry. It's neither a ladylike, nor a gentlemanly thing to do.
And that is exactly what I told the first peep.
She responded by sayin', she wasn't airin' her dirty laundry, but rather, dryin' the clean stuff.
I, of course, responded by pointin' out all the cat hair on two of her t-shirts, explainin' that a t-shirt covered with cat hair wasn't very clean at all.
And let me tell you, you DON'T wanna hear her answer to that. Personally, I tuned out after the first couple of sentences, but when I tuned back in, five minutes later, she appeared to be repeatin' those first couple sentences all over again.
Glad I didn't listen to all the sentences in between.
So anyway, you're probably wonderin' why I'm even talkin' about dirty laundry, 'cause it's not like we cats have laundry to do.
Well actually, we do bathe. We just don't wear clothes or in other words, laundry.
No, I'm not suggestin' we sometimes wear clothes. I know I had that close call with the knitted hat business the other day, but luckily for me, I escaped that clothes-wearin' escapade with my pants on.
I mean, off
I mean, I DON'T WEAR PANTS.
And you know somethin', my near knitted hat escape was lucky for the peep, too, on account of my claws.
But seriously folks...
Seriously, I've been noticing Anderson and Rushton have been walkin' about, STRUTTIN' THEIR STUFF, with their tails held WAY UP IN THE AIR, as of late, and...
AND I'M STARTIN' TO THINK, THEY'RE AIRIN' OUT LAUNDRY!
I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin', when a cat walks about with his tail held high, it's a sign of a confident cat, for sure. And normally, I would be in total agreement with that. I've done it myself. On more than one occasion, too. In fact, I do it practically every day, but...
BUT ANDY AND RUSHY ARE DOIN' IT MORE OFTEN THAN ME.
Or is that I?
Nope, I'm pretty sure it's I.
So anyway, THERE'S NO WAY ANDY AND RUSHY CAN BE MORE CONFIDENT THAN I AM.
So in other words, I'm pretty sure what they're really doin', is airin' out their bums and that, my friends, is the kitty equivalent of airin' out laundry.
Of course, their laundry isn't dirty 'cause they do keep their bums pretty clean.
Most of the time.
Not that I keep track of such things.
But you know...
Now that I think about it, they do have cat hair 'round about there.
Maybe, when Peep #1 hung up those t-shirts that came out of the wash covered in as much cat hair as they had goin' in...
Maybe she wasn't airin' her dirty laundry at all.
MAYBE she was doin' the peep equivalent to a cat walkin' about with his or her tail held high.
Not that the peep has a tail.
I don't think.