Heeheeheeheehee... What a dupe.
What a stupidy-dupidy POOP!
On the other paw...
On the other paw, maybe just poop.
Stupid, stinky, smelly ol' poop.
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So anyway...
So anyway, some stupidy-dupidy poop, on-line, called Peepers a crazy cat lady, the other day.
And he said it like...
Like...
Get this.
HAHAHAHAAAAA....
He said it like it was an insult, or somethin'.
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Little does he know...
Little does he know, Peepers took it as a complement.
Just as she should.
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So, why was some stupidy-dupidy, stinky ol' poop callin' MY Peepers a crazy cat lady, you ask?
Well...
Well, to tell you the truth, no one really knows.
I mean, she is a lady, of sorts.
No real title, of course.
But she does know her manners and uses 'em well.
Usually.
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And I think we can all agree, she isn't a cat.
If only she were so lucky.
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And as far as bein' crazy...
Well, as far as bein' crazy, she really isn't, you know.
I don't think.
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To tell you the truth, I just think this guy got mad 'cause he realised he was wrong 'bout somethin', and instead of admittin' it, he decided to double down and hurl a bunch of insults.
But as this guy doesn't know an insult from a complement, Peepers has a message for him: THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLEMENT, KIND...
Hmmm...
Sir?
Nah, that doesn't sound quite right.
Thank you for the complement, kind stupidy-dupidy, smelly ol' poop.
That sounds better, for sure.
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