Have you ever wondered...
Have you ever wondered...
Have you ever happened to wonder how I, Seville the Cat, come up with ideas for my blog posts twice a week? What inspires me? What is my muse? My muse I use to create that with which I amuse?
Funny you should ask that, my friends. Yup, it's funny you should ask that, for sure; on account of my wonderin' about it, myself, just this mornin', and...
Okay, so I wasn't so much wonderin' as I was thinkin', on account of my already knowin' how I come up with my ideas and therefore not needin' to wonder how I do it. But thinkin' about such things is what a cat like me does. Yup, I am one thinkin' cat, for sure. You know, on account of my thinkin' all the time 'bout a myriad of stuff INCLUDIN' my upcomin' blog posts and how lucky...
Lucky?
Hmmm....
Fortunate, maybe.
Hmmm...
Deservin'.
*snaps claws*
That's it!
MOUSES!
Actually, perhaps derservin' isn't the right word, after all. Do I DESERVE to live with a couple of super silly, foolish, accident-prone - maybe even a little hapless - peeps who provide me with endless ideas for blog posts on account of their bein' so...
Well...
Well what I said above.
MOUSES!
I guess what I really am is observant.
Yeah, observant. Observant is the right word, for sure.
Yup, I'm one extra-special, super-duper observant cat; SO WHEN THE PEEPS do stupid stuff - which appears to come quite naturally to them - I'm right there with pen and paper in paw, ready to take it all down and turn it into a blog post for all my wonderful readers out there to read.
Oh sure, sometimes I embellish a bit. A teeny tiny bit, perhaps. A really minuscule, teeny tiny, so-small-you-almost-can't-see-it bit. Sometimes I might add just a tad of a little somethin'-somethin' here and there for effect, but...
But mainly...
Yup, the peeps really are that silly and stupid and stuff.
Turns out, when a kitty has peeps like mine, there's really no need for said kitty to embellish.
MOUSES!
Remember to mask up, too.
