Showing posts with label abandoned cat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abandoned cat. Show all posts

Sunday, 26 September 2021

eighty weeks


Eighty weeks.


Eighty. Long. Weeks.


MOUSES!


That's right, my friends, we've been in the throes of this ol' pandemic thingy now for eighty long weeks.


Or in other words...


...four hundred and thirty-five million, four hundred and fifty-six thousand cat seconds, that is.


MOUSES!


But we have other stuff to talk about today.


Did you know that even though Saffron is not yet livin' inside with me, he has made some super-duper progress regardin' his relationship with the peeps?


Oh yeah.


FACT.


MOUSES!


This time last year, whenever Peepers opened the front door to take out his fuds, Saffron would run.  Yup, he'd hightail it to the far end of the veranda at the very sight of her.  Actually, the far end of the veranda wasn't far enough!  Nope, he'd go through the railing, so that he'd have the security of havin' said railin' between himself and the peep.


FACT.


MOUSES!


NOW though, when Peepers opens the front door to take out his fuds, he actually jumps down from the chair he's on and COMES RUNNIN' TO HER.


CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?


MOUSES!


And...


And he lets her pet him and give him chin scritches and behind the ear tickles and everythin'.


FACT.


MOUSES!


Well, not quite everythin'.  Peepers isn't yet allowed to pick him up.


Oh, SHE'S BEEN TRYIN', all right, but Saffron is not into the pickin' up thing, at all.


Nope.  No sirree.  Peepers goes to pick him up and he gets all squirmy wormy, tryin' to get down.


But sometimes...


Sometimes he'll let her pick up just his front paws, but his back paws have to stay on the ground at all times.  And if Peepers gives him some good behind the ear scritches or chin tickles while holdin' up those front paws, he allows it to continue for maybe half a minute or so.


But then he wants back down.


And do you know what he does after that?


Do you?


Didn't think you did.


Well, after that...


HE EATS.


Yup, he eats and eats and eats.


And then he eats even more!


Saffron says he's pretty sure that if he eats enough kibble and treats, he'll be too heavy for this business with bein' picked up.


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.


Wednesday, 11 November 2020

Saffron


So...


SO...


So it looks like I'm gettin' a siblin'.


MOUSES!


Peepers has already named her, Saffron.


Now, I say her, on account of Peepers thinkin' she's a girl, but you know the peep: she's not very good at that sort of thing.  Might I remind you 'bout my brothers Nerissa, Desdemona, and Calista?  Not to mention my sisters Mason and Tobias.


MOUSES!


So here's the deal: a few weeks ago, while out on a walk, Peepers met up with a charcoal grey kitty a couple blocks away.  Said kitty was sittin' pretty in someone's front lawn and Peepers thought for sure she lived at that house.  New peeps had recently moved in, you see, and she figured she belonged there.  Plus, she looked pretty confident.  Confident like a kitty looks while out and about patrollin' their own property.


A few days later, Peepers saw the same kitty on the lawn across the street but hey, maybe the kitty was wantin' to meet her new neighbours?


But then three weeks ago or so, Peepers met up with a charcoal grey kitty sittin' in a ditch on a totally different street, 'bout halfway between our - I mean, MY - house and the first house I mentioned.  Now this kitty was far more timid than the one she first saw, and when Peepers said hello, the kitty ran away, which is odd on account of Peepers talkin' to birdies and rocky raccoons and even skunks on a regular basis and NONE OF 'EM EVER run away.


I'm surprised some of 'em haven't followed her home.


MOUSES!


But I digress.


Well about two weeks ago, Peepers saw a charcoal kitty on our - again, I mean, MY - veranda, watchin' the birdies.  Now this kitty looked an awful lot like the kitty or kitties she saw before, but THIS kitty was super scared.  When Peepers opened the front door, the kitty ran off at top speed like a bat out of you-know-where.


But not one to be daunted...


Not one to be daunted, Peepers started puttin' some food - MY food, and don't even think I don't know it - out on the veranda every mornin' and sure enough, the little charcoal grey kitty has been coming every single day for brekkies.  She eats everythin' Peepers gives her so she's definitely hungry, but when Peepers puts out a second serving in the afternoon, she'll leave some of that on the plate.  Clearly she's not a feline vacuum like my late brother Andy.


But she's still scared.  Super duper scared, if you know what I mean.  She won't let Peepers anywhere near her.


Of course, she might just be practicin' public health protocols and be really good 'bout social distancin' and that sort of thing.


MOUSES!


And now...


And now, gosh darn it, Peepers has gone and named her.  And you know what they say.  They say, once you name a kitty, said kitty is yours.


MOUSES!


Peepers is sure Saffron is not feral.  Probably abandoned, and maybe that first day when she saw her, Saffron had only recently been abandoned but over time, she has become more and more scared of people.  Peepers is hopin' that day by day, she'll be able to gain more and more of Saffron's trust and then we can get her inside.  And then, my friends, I'll have a new sister.


Or brother.


That's still to be determined.


MOUSES!


Peepers really needs to stop namin' kitties from afar, you know?  Gives kitties a complex when manly mancats have girly-girl names, and the lovely ladycats' names are all butch.



But hey, Peepers name is PEEPERS - HAHAHAHAHAAAA... - and that's about as weird as a name can possibly get.


AM I RIGHT?


Of course I am right.


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.



Sunday, 4 September 2016

it's a good thing

It's a good thing, Peepers.  Really, it is. Really.  IT IS!

For mousin' out loud, Peepers.  Most people would be happy to find out that...

MOUSES!

Anyone know what to do with a broken-hearted peep?

Peepers, would you like to share some of my nip?

I don't have very much nip to share but I'm willin' to share some of what I do have, with you.  If you think it will help, Peepers.

Let's see...

I can spare this much.  Will this much help?  Will this much make you feel better, Peepers?

I know it's not a lot but I don't really have a lot to spare.  And truth be told, the reason I don't have a lot of nip in the first place, is on account of your poor nip-growin' skills.  But since I'm tryin' to raise your spirits here, we won't get into that today.

Of course, tomorrow will be a totally different story.

But today, I'm willin' to share this half paw's worth of nip with you, Peepers.

Well...  Maybe just half of that.  Don't want to leave myself short on the nip front, you see.

Well...  Maybe just half of half of that.

Peepers...  PEEPERS...  PEEPERS!

Oh come on, Peepers.  Cheer up!

MOUSES!

Can someone please help me cheer up this broken-hearted peep?

In case you were wonderin'...

You all know 'bout how Peep #1 has been tryin' to gain the trust of Dionysia, right?  You know Dionysia.  The kitty who showed up at our house on New Years Day?

I know, it's confusin', 'cause at first, Peep #1 called her Here Kitty Kitty but later decided to call her Dionysia or Dionysus, dependin' upon whether Here Kitty Kitty was a boy or a girl.  Of course, Peep #1 never did figure that bit out but that didn't stop her. No sirree.  After a while, Peep #1 named Here Kitty Kitty, Dionysia, which pretty much ensured that she was actually a he, 'cause you all know 'bout my peep and her reputation for givin' girl cats, boys' names, and boy cats, names for girls.  MOUSES!

Anyway, for over eight months now, Peep #1 has been gradually gainin' Dionysia's trust.  At first, Dionysia would run away as soon as she saw the peep comin'.  But in the last few months, the peep has made great progress.  Dionysia comes almost every night for din-dins, waitin' for the peep out on the veranda!  In fact, the peep can even pick her up! And she purrs!  MOUSES!

I was bracin' myself.  I was bracin' myself for the news, for sure.  I figured that any day now, Peep #1 was gonna announce that we were gettin' a new sister.  Or a brother, 'cause - OF COURSE - the little matter of whether Dionysia was a girl or a boy was still unsettled.  Dionysia is not one to walk about with her tail held high.  She's not a confident kitty like me, you see.

But on Friday night...

On Friday night, Dionysia arrived at the front door...

Wait for it...

WEARIN' A COLLAR!

Apparently, Dionysia has a home and a family and we never even knew.  MOUSES!

I need to say that again.  MOUSES!

So now, after more than eight months of workin' on gainin' Dionysia's trust, Peep #1 is heart-broken. Heart-broken 'cause Dionysia already has a home.

You'd think her havin' a home would be a good thing but...

But the peep says that had she known Dionysia was somebody else's kitty way back when, she would never have allowed herself to become so attached.

I SAY, had the peep known Dionysia was somebody else's kitty way back when, instead of spendin' all those evenings trying to gain Dionysia's trust, she could have been spending 'em learnin' how to grow nip.  MOUSES!

And now, after wastin' all that time with matters unrelated to the growin' of the nip, I have but this eighth of a paw's worth of nip to share...

I mean, I have but this sixteenth of a paw's worth of nip to share with the peep, to help make her feel better. MOUSES!

And if that's not bad enough, now the peep is on a quest to find out who Dionysia's real peeps are. Goodness knows how long that's gonna take.  Goodness knows how much more time the peep will be spendin', not growin' nip.

MOUSES!

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

hello

Hello.  Hello there.  Hello kitty.

Uh, excuse me but um... who are you?

Better yet, why are here in my house?

Cat got your tongue?

Not answering me, huh?  Hmmm....

Be right back.

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Hey Mason, do you know who that black kitty is, in the kitchen?

Which one!  How many black kitties ARE there in our kitchen?  MOUSES!

Yeah, that one.  Who is she?  She?  He? Hmmm...  Not sure if she's a girl or a boy, actually.  Truth be told, I didn't ask. MOUSES!

No, I'm not gonna ask the peep.  Peep #1 is useless when it comes to stuff like that.  Might I remind you that you're a girl kitty who goes by the name of Mason?  Mason that happens to be a boys' name?  Same thing with our sister, Tobias.  Peep #1 is responsible for that, you know. Besides, I'm not sure the peep even knows there's a black kitty in our kitchen, anyway.

But you knew there was a strange kitty in our house.  Mason, how did you know that?

You heard her crying during the night?  That was her?  Gosh, I heard her, too.

What's that, Mason?  Why didn't I do something when I heard the little kitty crying?  Actually, I did do something.  I rolled over and told Rushton to shut up.  Guess it wasn't Rushy crying after all, huh?  MOUSES!

Yeah, I probably do owe Rushton an apology over that.  Awww....  MOUSES!

But back to my original question.  Who the mouses is that black kitty in our kitchen and why is she or he there?  Someone invite her over or something?  Did she come for tea?

Too true.  Nosey-Neighbour-Cat never needs an invite to come over to our house.  MOUSES!

Hold on, Mason.  I wanna check on something.

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Okay, I'm back.  Yeah, she's still there.  Or he.  Still not sure about that.

NO, I'm not gonna ask her if she's a girl or a boy.  You ask a girl kitty if she's a boy and the next thing you know, you're being slappy pawed from here to eternity.  You girl kitties don't like being called boys, for sure.  Believe me, I know.  MOUSES!

Mason, why don't you ask her?

No go, huh?  FINE.  But we can ask her or him what she or he is doing in our house, right?  Come on, Mason.  Come on and ask her with me.

Well look at that!  She just disappeared downstairs. Or he...  Either way, a black floofy tail just disappeared down into the basement.  MOUSES!

Hey Andy!  You know anything 'bout that long-haired black kitty, we don't know, who spent last night in our house?

Really?  REALLY?  You don't say.  So that's the kitty Peep #1 has been feeding outside every night since she saw him way back when on New Year's Day, huh?  That's the kitty she calls Here Kitty Kitty? What a stupid name.  She might as well have called him Hello Kitty like I think I did 'bout fifteen minutes ago.

You're kidding.  Mason, are you telling me that Peep #1 has been calling Here Kitty Kitty, Dionysus, too?  I never knew.  MOUSES!

How's he ever gonna learn his name if she keeps changing it?

And is Dionysus a girls' name or a boys' name?  You think the peep knows?  Probably not.  As I mentioned earlier, Peep #1 never gets stuff like that right.  Forgot about that for a mo.

And she sometimes calls him Dionysia, too?  Is that even a name?  I'm feeling the need to reiterate, as I so often do.  When it comes to the naming of cats, Peep #1 hasn't got a clue as to what she's doing.  MOUSES!

Okay, enough of that.  Back to the question at paw.  What is Here Kitty Kitty or Dionysus or whatever his or her name is, doing in my - I mean, our - house?

NO WAY.

MOUSES!

So what you're both telling me is that this kitty whom we don't really know, who might be a girl or might be a boy, goes by the name of Here Kitty Kitty and Dionysus and sometimes Dionysia, and was calling out during the night (even though I thought it was Rushton, at the time), just walked into our house on his or her own, yesterday, without any kind of invitation, and spent the night and... and...  and...

DOES THE PEEP KNOW?

She doesn't?  How do you know that?

That's right!  Peep #1 put food out for Here Kitty Kitty last night.  I heard her calling his name and everything.  She put the food out on the veranda and then she was calling Here Kitty Kitty and then she came back inside so that Here Kitty Kitty would come and eat on account of Here Kitty Kitty being too scared of the peeps to let the peeps near her.  Or him.  Whatever.  But the bottom line is, the Peep couldn't have known that Here Kitty Kitty was inside the house or she wouldn't have put the food outside on the veranda.  MOUSES!

Hmmm...

Okay, two things.

First of all, this Here Kitty Kitty fellow or gal must have come in through the kitchen window yesterday afternoon when the peeps left it open for us and then gone straight down to the basement, not appearing up here in the kitchen 'til this morning.

And secondly, if Here Kitty Kitty was inside all night, that food the peep put out on the veranda is probably still out there.  Interesting...

You know, the peep has been putting extra special food out there for Here Kitty Kitty, hoping to gain his or her trust on account of his being so scared of the peep.  So that extra special and probably super yummy food is still sitting out there on the veranda, all by itself.  Hmmm...

Excuse me, if you will.  I do believe I hear a snack calling my name.  MOUSES!


Sunday, 6 March 2016

left behind

The sun hung low in the evening sky and its light no longer warmed Jesse’s fur.  Soon it would be dark.

Jesse’s tummy rumbled.  When had he eaten last?  Breakfast?  Had he been outside for the entire day?  It was no wonder he was so hungry.

Padding across the backyard, Jesse almost immediately noticed that something was amiss. Usually at this time, the warmth of lights blazed from inside and his human mum and dad could be seen busily preparing dinner while the kids did their homework or watched television but today, the windows were dark and there were no signs of life.  The house looked strangely lonely and deserted.

The driveway stood empty so Jesse assumed his family had all gone out together.  Perhaps for dinner or to see a movie.  Seeing nothing for it but to wait until their return, he jumped onto the deck and curled up by the back door, drawing his paws toward himself to conserve warmth, not knowing how long he would be outdoors.

Jesse awoke with a start.  Any lingering traces of sunlight were long gone now, having been replaced by the cold, faint light of the moon.  He peered into the darkness, trying to discern what had made the noise he had heard.  A neighbourhood dog?  A raccoon?  Could it be something worse?  A coyote, perhaps.  Jesse sniffed the air.  A multitude of smells assaulted his olfactory senses but as none appeared to be dangerous, he closed his eyes once more and drifted off to sleep.

Sounds of birds, singing, awakened the little black cat and he slowing rose to his paws.  He felt stiff after being outdoors in the cold and damp all night.  Jesse stretched his front legs first and then his back ones, before arching his back.  After giving himself a good shake, he stood up on his hind legs and clawed at the door, crying to his family, pleading with them to let him in.  Pangs of hunger shot through his tummy and he realized he’d not eaten since the morning before.

But Jesse’s plaintive cries didn't succeed in bringing anyone to the door.  Were they all still asleep? He glanced over at the driveway.  The car hadn't returned.  Had all four members of his human family been gone all night long?  Jesse sat back on his haunches, staring at the door.  He was locked out with no one to let him in.

His tummy again reminded Jesse of his immediate hunger but what was he to do?  The food was inside the house and he had no way to get at it.  He needed to think.

Jesse had chased his fair share of flying insects while playing in the garden and fields behind his house, but even though he enjoyed the chase very much, he really wasn't a very good hunter.  Most of the things Jesse chased got away.  No cat could exist on the spoils of his hunts. Although he had always been allowed outside, hunting did not come naturally to him, at all.

Then Jesse had a brilliant idea.  Perhaps the neighbours would find it in their hearts to give him a meal.  Just enough to tide him over, mind you, until his family returned home.  With anxious anticipation and his tail held high, the little black cat trotted across the lawn and into the adjoining yard.  And what luck!  Looking through the window into what he thought must be the kitchen, he could see a man and woman.  Perhaps they were making breakfast.  Surely if he cried for attention, they would invite him in for a bite to eat.

Unfortunately, Jesse’s cries were met with the sound of a door, slamming, as he narrowly dodged the foot of a horrid man yelling, “Get the Hell out of here!”  Jesse remembered why he had always avoided the neighbours’ house before.

But he was so hungry and his family had not yet returned.  He couldn't give up yet.  Maybe the people in the next house would be kinder.  Jesse approached their door, hesitant to cry out because of the response he had received at the first.  But knowing he had to get their attention somehow, he let out a small mew.  Nothing.  He cried a little louder.  Still no answer.  Sadly, there was no one at home.  Dejectedly, Jesse slowly returned to his own house.

He skirted the immediate neighbours’ yard, fearing he would be seen by that horrid man.  Crossing his own yard, a fly passed in front of his nose and Jesse instinctively snapped at it.  He swallowed the fly but his hunger did not subside.

Curling up at the back door once again, Jesse squeezed his eyes tight.  He was sure that he wouldn't feel the pain of his hunger while sleeping and perhaps, when he awoke, his family would be home.

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A month later, Jesse was still locked out of his house.  His family had never returned and he was all alone.

Jesse had reconciled himself to living the life of an outdoor cat.  He now lived in constant fear, never knowing what dangers might be lurking around the next corner.  He had already had several narrow escapes from neighbourhood dogs, local wildlife, and that horrible, awful, nasty man who lived next door.  His tummy always ached, for it was perpetually empty.  Although still not very good at hunting, Jesse had discovered there were often edible scraps to be found in garbage cans left out for collection.  He was hungry but he was getting by.  He would survive.  But the worst thing about living outside was the constant cold.  On sunny days, the sun warmed his fur but at night, a constant chill travelled through his young bones.

And through it all, Jesse stayed close to home…  WAITING.  Waiting for his family to return and let him inside.

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And then one day, a strange car pulled into the driveway.  A woman he had never seen before climbed out and walked toward his back door.  In her hand, she held a key.

Jesse’s heart filled with joy.  Someone had been sent to let him in.

Although anxious to get inside, Jesse approached gingerly, remembering the neighbour’s treatment of him.  He would wait until the door was open and then dash past the woman.  If he were lucky, she wouldn't even see him.  He could hide indoors until his family returned.

Luckily for Jesse, the woman did see him as he sped past her feet.  Although taken by surprise, she had the composure to close the door behind her and seek him out.  Scooping Jesse up into her arms after finding him cowering behind a chair in the family room, the woman stroked his fur and tickled him beneath his chin.  In a soft voice she explained that his family had moved away and would never return.  She had been sent to prepare the house for its sale so he wouldn't be able to stay there, either inside or out.  But perhaps he would like to come live with her.

Although the woman never said it…  Never said the actual words…  Jesse realized, right there and then, that the family he had loved with all his heart…  The family he had relied and depended upon…  That family had left him behind.  He hadn't just been locked out.  He had been abandoned and forgotten but now, thanks to this wonderful stranger, he would have a loving home once again.