Hey Peepers! Just givin' you a heads-up: you've got a bunch of stuff lyin' on the floor in your closet.
MOUSES!
And FYI, it has NOTHIN' to do with me.
I don't think.
MOUSES!
No. No... No, definitely not me. I had absolutely nothin' to do with all the stuff lyin' on the floor in your closet. Nothin' at all. Nothin' in the least. Nothin', as in...
Well...
Nothin'.
MOUSES!
Okay, so I MIGHT have had a wee little somethin' to do with it.
Not my fault Saffy took my advice.
MOUSES!
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
You wanna know what advice I gave Saffy?
Well...
Nothin'. Nothin' at all. Nothin' as in nothin', I say. NOTHIN'! I gave Saffy absolutely no advice.
Least not on purpose, that is.
MOUSES!
Okay, so I MIGHT have mentioned to Saffy how if you pile up a whole whack of clothes on the floor, said pile makes an excellent and extremely comfy spot for nappin'.
A fact I know from personal experience, you see.
But not this time. I, Seville the Cat, had nothin' to do with that comfy pile of clothes lyin' on the floor at the back of your closet. Nothin' at all!
Well just check the colour of the fur stuck to all those clothes, Peepers. You won't find a single gorgeous marmalade hair on 'em. Not a single marmalade hair! All the fur stuck to those clothes is dark charcoal grey. Coincidentally, the same colour as my brother Saffron.
MOUSES!
Oh, and I forgot to mention, Peepers. Another heads-up: you've got a bunch of tops and pants and other items of clothin' at the back of your closet, all covered in fur.
You might wanna do somethin' about that.
You know, BEFORE you put 'em on to wear.
'CAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS cat hair sticks to clothin' like the dickens. It's super hard to get off.
Again, I speak from personal experience.
But again, NOT THIS TIME. This time, that fur is all Saffy's doin'. None of it is mine.
MOUSES!
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Remember to mask up, too.
