could be better

The service is okay, I guess.

I suppose.

But it could certainly be better.

WAY better.

Yup, the service could be WAY BETTER, for sure.

SO DON'T GET ALL COCKY THERE, PEEPERS, AND THINK YOU'RE DOIN' AN OKAY JOB.  YOU COULD DO WAY BETTER, YOU KNOW.

MOUSES!

So anyway...

So anyway, my brekkies were late yesteray mornin'.  Saffy's were, too.  They were late, late, late.  LATE!  As in late.

MOUSES!

NO, it wasn't on account of the clock time change thingy.  That happened last weekend...  No, it happened the weekend before!  There's been plenty of time for everyone to adjust.

Plus, I don't believe brekkies were late the day the clocks actually changed.  Or the day after, either.  They were late yesterday.  As in the day before today.  Late.

MOUSES!

So anyway...

So anyway, get this: Peepers is blamin' us cats.

Can you believe it?

MOUSES!

Now truth be told, it MIGHT have had somethin' to do with Saffy knockin' the alarm clock off the nightstand, causin' said alarm clock to no longer work.  At least not properly, anyway.

Work, that is.

But still...

But still, I'm thinkin' peeps should be prepared for that sorta thing.  I mean, it's not like cats are unknown to knock stuff off surfaces.  It's kinda what we do.

AND IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S UNKNOWN for things that have been knocked off surfaces to break and or no longer work.

So peeps should have a backup plan in place.

Havin' a backup plan would be the LOGICAL thing to do.

Of course, peeps aren't always all that logical.

Unlike us cats.

But if they were...

IF PEEPS WERE as logical as cats, they'd definitely have a backup plan in place SO THAT WHEN THE INEVITABLE HAPPENS and an alarm clock or two get knocked off a nightstand...

OUR BREKKIES DON'T END UP BEIN' LATE.

Know what I mean?

Of course you do.

MOUSES!

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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.

good mornin'!

Hey ho!  Mornin', everybody.  GOOD MORNIN'!

Okay, so it's actually afternoon.

MOUSES!

But I'm tellin' ya, it's sometimes really hard to keep track.  You know, to tell the difference between the two.

MOUSES!

So it's like this:  How does a kitty know if he's wakin' up in the mornin' after a good night's rest, OR if he's wakin' up in the afternoon after a much-needed nap?

Inquirin' minds wanna know.

MOUSES!

Now one MIGHT think the difference would be in how hungry said kitty might be.  I mean, after not havin' eaten all night, one would think a kitty would be super hungry when he got up in the mornin'.

Right?

Right.

Turns out though, some kitties are hungry when they wake up after afternoon naps, too.

Thus, the need for afternoon snacks.

MOUSES!

So again I must ask:  How does a kitty know if he's wakin' up in the mornin' after a good night's rest, OR if he's wakin' up in the afternoon after a much-needed nap?

Inquirin' minds need to know.

MOUSES!

Of course, one could always look out the window, right?

But actually...

WRONG!

The thing is, when I wake up in the mornin', or after an aftenoon nap, I get all squinty-eyed and stuff.

What is squinty-eyed, you ask?

Well...

Well it's like when the bright light from outdoors is too bright for your eyes on account of your eyes bein' unaccustomed to the light, on account of their havin' been closed while you were sleepin'.

Or nappin'.

Or both!

Surely you know about how bright light can hurt your eyes after sleepin'.  It happens to me ALL the time.  Mornin', noon, and ni...

Actually, NO.  It does not happen at night.  When I wake up in the middle of the night and look out the window, the moonlight does not make my eyes squinty, at all.  Moonlight is not strong enough to do that, you see.

On the other paw, the light in the family room is.

You ever wake up in the middle of the night, only to find some stupid ol' peep has gone and turned on a stupid ol' bright light, makin' your eyes go all squinty and stuff?  Happens to me ALL the time.

MOUSES!

But back to the mornin' after sleepin', and the afternoon after nappin' stuff.

So like I was askin':  How does a kitty know if he's wakin' up in the mornin' after a good night's rest, OR if he's wakin' up in the afternoon after a much-needed nap?

Does anyone know?


'Cause you see...

'Cause you see, I'M THINKIN', when I wake up in the afternoon after a really good nap, I should be offered a full-sized breakfast kinda meal...

AND NOT SOME STUPID OL', PIDDLY LITTLE SNACK.

Hear that Peepers?

MOUSES!