Play it again, Sam. Play it again!
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
Oh yeah. Your name isn't Sam.
Hmmm...
Play it again, Peepers. Play it again!
Okay, so it doesn't have quite the same ring to it but, uh...
Umm...
Oh, just... Just PLAY IT AGAIN!
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about NOW?
So? So what if Saffy and I are already inside. So what? Our already bein' in the house doesn't mean you CAN'T call for us to come outside. It just means you look pretty stupid doin' so, is all; but hey, when it comes to lookin' stupid, Peepers, you should be used to that by now.
MOUSES!
Yeah, but...
But...
BUT...
Okay, it's like this, Peepers. When you stand at the front door and call for us in that obnoxious, high-pitched, ear-wrenchin' voice you use...
What?
Is so.
I beg to differ, Peepers, but your voice is VERY ear-wrenchin', for sure. At least to us cats, it is. We of the feline persuasion have very sensitive ears, you see, but honestly, I think you're missin' the point.
What?
Oh, the point. THE POINT IS, when you call for us with that voice of yours, the dogs that live WAY over at the other end of the street always bark in reply. Like... Like always! Go on. Give it at try. I'll prove it to you. Just call for us to come inside.
"SIVVERS... SAFFY...."
*a cacophony of barking ensues*
See? Told you. Happens every time. It's like they think you're a dog or somethin'. Like you're singin' - if you wanna call it singin' even though you're totally off-key - the song of their people. And let me tell you somethin', ol' peep of mine, IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS, for sure.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
MOUSES!
Come on Peepers. COME ON... Go call for us again. Go call! I wanna hear those doggies barkin' back like they always do. I'm pretty sure it's annoyin' them, you see, and as a cat, annoyin' dogs is amusin' to me. One of the little pleasures of life, it is. COME ON, GO CALL! You go call out the door and I'll sit here quietly laughin' to myself. I'll sit here as quiet as quiet can be.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
MOUSES!
Remember to mask up, too.
