Let me tell you somethin', my friends. Peeps can be such...Such...
SUCH...
Well...
PEEPS.
MOUSES!
Why just the other day, there I was, sittin' on the bed, mindin' my own business, doin' a little washin', when out of nowhere came along one of those darned peeps.
FYI, it was Peep #1, but truth be told, both of my peeps have been guilty - NUMEROUS TIMES - of bein' peeps. Not to mention bein' guilty of doin' peep-like things.
MOUSES!
And "MOUSES!" is exactly what I said. And I said it with the loudest, most annoyed voice I could possibly muster. 'Cause like it or not, at that moment, my annoyance was most definitely what Peep #1 deserved to hear.
MOUSES!
Is it too much for a kitty to ask, to have a little privacy while said kitty is doin' his washin'?
Apparently, it is.
MOUSES!
You know, we cats start invadin' the privacy of peeps while they're doin' THEIR washin', and we never hear the end of it.
Okay, so truth be told, Peep #1 doesn't really mind my invadin' her privacy while she's doin' a little laundry down in the laundry room. But laundry is a different kind of washin', for sure. If we invade their privacy while they're in the shower...
MOUSES!
Yeah, that's just what peeps say when we cats invade their privacy while they're in the shower.
Believe, I know.
And don't even get me started 'bout what they say if they're usin' the litter box.
MOUSES!But does that stop them from invadin' OUR privacy while WE'RE usin' the litter box?
The answer to that, my friends, would be a resounding no. In fact, peeps are known to lurk around the litter boxes of cats, waitin', and watchin', like the snoopy peeps they are, until we finish doin' our litter box business.
Why peeps have this fascination with cats' litter boxes, I will never know, but like it or not, they do.
MOUSES!
Why, peeps have even been known to TAKE PICTURES of us cats while we're usin' the box.
Pictures!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
MOUSES!
Do we cats take pictures of them, while they're doin' THEIR litter box business?
Not on your life.
Actually, postin' pictures of peeps usin' a litter box can get a kitty banned from a number of social media sites.
Not that I've ever done it myself.
It's just somethin' I've heard.
From the friend of a friend of a friend.
Or somethin' like that.
MOUSES!You know, you'd think those social media sites would get on the ball, and start disciplining PEEPS, takin' pictures of cats doin' their litter box business, but OH NO...
Oh no, we couldn't have that.
And I suppose they do have their reasons. Those social media site people probably know that if you take away all the pictures of cats on the Internet.
THERE'D BE ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN' LEFT.
MOUSES!
