Don't look now, Peepers, but...
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK.
Actually, I KNOW I told you not to look, but you had to go and look, anyway, didn't you.
Peeps: can't follow directions even if their lives depend on it.
MOUSES!
So let's try this again, shall we? Don't look now, Peepers, but...
Gosh darn it, Peepers. I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!
MOUSES!
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
Nothin'. There's nothin' over there I don't want you to see. Nothin' at all. NOTHIN'. Nothin' as in...
Well...
NOTHIN'.
So when you think about it, it was really very stupid for you to go and look.
MOUSES!
NO, there are no deceased mice or other wildlife over there. No horked up hairballs, either. And there are CERTAINLY NOT the remnants of an accidental litter box spillage.
'Cause I don't do such things, you know.
Like I said, there's nothin' over there for you to see.
So...
SO DON'T LOOK.
MOUSES!
Gosh darn it, Peepers, you went and looked.
Again.
MOUSES!
Peepers, we're supposed to be practicin'. Practicin' for tomorrow, you see. We're practicin' for when that ol' solar eclipse is in the sky.
'Cause when it is...
Whatever you do...
YOU MUST. NOT. LOOK.
'Cause if you do - look right at it without proper eye protection, I mean - you could permanently damage your eyes.
AND THEN HOW THE MOUSES WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO DRIVE TO THE STORE TO GET SAFFY AND ME OUR DAILY NECCESSITIES?
MOUSES!
So let's try this ONE MORE TIME.
Don't look now, Peepers, but...
GOSH DARN IT, PEEPERS, YOU WENT AND LOOKED.
AGAIN!
MOUSES!
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Remember to mask up, too.
