Nerissa's Life

I'm back! I'm  BAAAH -AAAACK. I said, I'M BACK! And for the benefit of those at the back of the room who might not have already ...

Yoo-hoo!  YOO-HOO!  It's a holiday weekend, my friends.  A HOLIDAY WEEKEND!  There will be no workin' for this cat this weekend, fo...

Of all the... MOUSES! Of all the mousin', moused-up, stupid things... MOUSES! Peepers, just what the mouses do you think you are doin...

"No way, no how, is this here plant gonna fit in that there pot.  MOUSES!" I remember that joke my late, great brother Nissy made...

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peepers. Scratch that.  There's no such thing as a pickled peep. Unless, of course, said peep were ...

Hey Saffy, what's up?  You're lookin' a little olive 'round the gills. It's an expression, my man.  It's just an exp...

What the mouses were you thinkin', woman? WHAT THE MOUSES? Of all the stupendously stupid, moused-up mousin' things to do... MOUSES...

Hey Peepers! Hey Peepers! HEY!  PEEPERS!  PEEPERS!!!   I said, PEEPERS!!! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. MOUSES! So Peepers, you happe...

"Look at me!  LOOK AT ME!" "LOOK AT ME!" We're all lookin', Saffy.  Peepers, Peep #2, me...  We're ALL looki...

You had but one job, Saffy.  ONE job. And you totally messed it up, for sure. MOUSES! Oh don't go complainin' to me 'bout havin...

Good grief, Peepers, what have you done ?  What have you done? I said, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? MOUSES! You've done some pretty stupid stuff ...

If you can. MOUSES! Hey Peepers! HEY PEEPERS! HEY!  PEEPERS!   The kettle is boilin'. And its uncontrolled boilin' is drivin' m...

Good grief, GET A ROOM, you two.  Get a room! MOUSES! Yeah, yeah...  I know you love Peepers, Saffron.  I know you're always snugglin...