Nerissa's Life

Well that wasn't fun. Okay, so actually it was. MOUSES! But BUSY, I tell you.  Busy!  Busy, busy, busy, for sure.  THERE WAS SO MUCH TO...

So... So apparently... So apparently, this comin' week... This comin' week, the masks are comin' off. MOUSES! Not for my peeps t...

As those of you who follow my fan page over on Facebook probably already know, I, Seville the Cat, have been battling a stupid ol' squea...

What a pig. WHAT. A. PIG. WHAT A MESSY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHIN'-SLOPPY-EATIN' PIG. MOUSES! No Peepers, I'm not talkin' about you. ...

You know somethin'? Of course you do.  EVERYBODY knows SOMETHIN' . Now that somethin' might be silly, like the stupid stuff Pee...

Whatcha got there, Peepers? *sniff sniff, sniff sniff sniff* Hmmm...  That's not nip. "I know they're not catnip,...

You met my WHAT? MOUSES! Peepers, let me get this straight.  While out walkin' the other night, you say you met my... My... My...

Don't get any ideas, Peepers.  DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.  DON'T EVEN THINK 'BOUT BRINGIN' HIM HOME! I'm tellin'...

COMIN' THROUGH! Ahhh...  That's better. Oh hey there, Peepers.  You might wanna go the other way 'round.  I just used the ...

So for like the past ninety-seven million, nine hundred and seventy-seven thousand, six hundred seconds in cat time, I've been stuck w...

It's a definite improvement, for sure. MOUSES! Oh quit your griping, woman.  I didn't actually say you were ugly.  I SAID, yo...