Nerissa's Life

I swear that ol' brother of mine, Saffy Saffron Sassifras, is out there stuttin' his stuff.  Yup, he's struttin' his stuff f...

Hold 'er down, Saffy.  HOLD ER' DOWN!  I've got the tube of dabby stuff right here. Wait a sec, would you, Saffron?  Gotta get t...

Hey Saffy, what's with the face? What face?  That face.  YOUR face, to be exact. MOUSES! Yeah, yeah...  Yeah, I know Peepers is alway...

Oh. My. Mouses. MOUSES! I'm tellin' ya, my friends.  I'm in shock. I'm in shock.  Saffy's in shock.  We kitties are most...

One, two, three... What?  What's that, Peepers?  What's that you're babblin' on about now? Countin'.  I'm countin...

Hey Peepers!  Wanna pass me that ol' bottle of glue up there on that there shelf? Why? Uh... No reason. MOUSES! Hey Peepers!  Wanna pass...

'Cause, Peepers.  'CAUSE. Peepers, we've talked about this before.  We talked about it just the other day!  'Cause IS TOO a...

So let me tell you 'bout the aftermath of... Hmm...  Perhaps aftermath is too strong of a word.  It does make it sound like there was to...

Happy Birthday to me.  Happy Birthday to me.  Happy Birthday  Dear Sivvers....  Happy Birthday to... What?  What's that, Peepers?  Wh...

Build it and they will come. I think that's what they said. Well it was somethin' like that, for sure.  Of course, they weren't ...

AND DON'T BOTHER COMIN' BACK, EITHER! MOUSES! Well I sure am glad that's over and done with.  Sure am glad to see the back of h...

Hey Peepers!  Just givin' you a heads-up: you've got a bunch of stuff lyin' on the floor in your closet. MOUSES! And FYI, it has...

I'll have one, too, Peepers. I said, I'll have one, too. Oh for mousin' out loud.  Just give me a cup of tea, already. Wait! If ...