Nerissa's Life

They just can't help themselves. MOUSES! I'm a ladies' mancat, for sure. MOUSES! I'm a TOTALLY IRRESISTIBLE chick m...

You all know my sister Mason, right?  The pretty little girl with the terribly stinky bum? MOUSES! What?  What's that, Peepers?  W...

"He went thataway, Peepers," and I motioned with a flick of my tail. "Where?" "There." "What?...

"He went thataway, Peepers," and I motioned with a flick of my tail. "Where?" "There." "What?...

So anyway, like I told the peep:  "No way.  Uh-uh.  NOT gonna happen, for sure.  MOUSES!" And like the peep told me: "THINK...

Hello, Officer?  I'd like to report a crime.  I've been robbed.  I'm the victim of a theft.  THEY STOLE MA BLOODS!  Pardon the...

My two marmie brothers had to see the doctor last week.  Don't worry, it was nothin' serious.  Just annual check-ups and whatnot. ...

Looks like my sister, Tess, is goin' in for a dental this week.  Yup, it's true.  She has a sore tooth. The peeps realised Tess ha...