Nerissa's Life

Not again, I say.  I SAY, NOT AGAIN! Oh for the love of mouses... MOUSES! Hey Peepers!  PEEPERS!  Saffy is at the back door, again.  I SAY, ...

Sassy Saffron Sassifras, I, Seville the Cat, hereby decree that you have graduated from uh... Umm... Well... Well whatever that course was, ...

You snooze, you lose, Peepers.  You snooze, you lose. MOUSES! I know, I know...  I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinkin...

I could have told you that would happen, Peepers.  I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU it would. As a matter of fact... As a matter of fact, I think I...

Okay, so they SAY a rose by any other name still smells as sweet, but... But what if it's not really a rose? WHAT if it's reall...

I'm here!  I'm here!  What have you got there, Peepers? What do you MEAN it's not what I think?  You mean those aren't tr...

Oh Pee-pers... OH PEEEE-PERRRS.... Not answerin', huh? Hey, PEEPERS! Ah...  Here she comes now. MOUSES! So Peepers, I, Sevil...

So... So what do you think: is it possible for a cat to have too much of the nip? I'm askin' for a friend. So... So any opi...

Anderson narrowed his eyes and scowled. "What's up?" I asked.  "How come you're scowlin' there, Andy?  I have...

Gimme, gimme, gimme. Gimme some treats, man. I mean, Peepers. I mean... Please? Yeah, that's it.  Gimme some treats, please.  ...

For mousin' out loud. I know  she can hear me.  I KNOW it. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? Who would ever have thought that I, Seville the ...

Hey Peepers!  Ya have a minute? We need to talk. No, you come in here.  You come in here, into the family room. "EWWW...." ...

Once, way back when, there was a poem or somethin' written 'bout the naming of cats. Well that was then.  This is now. MOUSES! ...

*Thwack!   Thwack! THWACK!* "Done."  Seville sat back on his haunches to admire his handiwork. "And it looks pretty darn...

BREAKING NEWS...  Complaints have been POURING in about Peep #1.  That's right, the complaints are about PEEP #1, sidekick to Seville th...