Nerissa's Life

Well, well, well... How very illuminatin', indeed. MOUSES! Not the first time I've received an invite like this.  Probably won't...

Catfishin':  The activity of catchin' catfish. Hmmm... Nope, I don't think that's it. Catfishin':  Fishin' for cats....

The followin' is a public service announcement, paid for by... By uh... Hmmm... Hey Peepers!  You willin' to toss a few toonies my w...

Hey Saffy, what's up?  You're lookin' a little olive 'round the gills. It's an expression, my man.  It's just an exp...

It was me. Or should that be I... Hmmm...  I know!  *snaps claws*  'TWAS I. I like that.  Yup, I like that a lot.  Makes me sound all ...

Well that's rude. MOUSES! *furiously types an even ruder response* TAKE THAT, YOU LILY-LIVERED, WART-INFESTED, ROTTEN FISH BREATH STINK...

I sat back on my haunches, narrowed my eyes, and looked at the peep.  "You're a bit of a dweeb Peepers, aren't you?" ...

Oh. My. Mouses. Of all the nerve. I can't BELIEVE she did that. Arrrggggghhhhhh! MOUSES! I know, I know...  I know what you...

Hey ho!  Seville the Cat here, bringin' you the most up-to-date news, from rural Nova Scotia. Hmmm... Hey ho!  Seville the Cat here,...

OH.  MY.  MOUSES.   MOUSES! Blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah. And your point? MY ...

OH.  MY.  MOUSES. Where are they finding these peeps? MOUSES! And another one bites the dust.  And another.  AND ANOTHER!  They're ...