Nerissa's Life

Stupid peep. MOUSES! HEY PEEPERS!  PEEPERS! Are you deaf, woman? PEEPERS!!! Don't give me that look.  What did I say? Well if you'd...

Social distancin', Saffron.  SOCIAL DISTANCIN'!  If there's one thing I, Seville the Cat, know; it's that social distancin...

  Oh. My. MOUSES. OH MY MOUSES! This is goin' straight to YouTube, for sure. MOUSES!!! For mousin' out loud, Peepers, YOU'RE NOT...

IT'S BEGINNIN' TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS.  All the... Hmmm...  LOOK like Christmas?  It's beginnin' to LOOK a lot like C...

AND A VERY BAH HUMBUG TO YOU, TOO. MOUSES! For mousin' out loud, I've been on the phone all mornin' with the feds, tryin' t...

It's rainin', it's pourin'; the old man is snor.... Actually, it's not.  Not rainin', I mean.  The rain has finally ...

You know what they say... They say, the lights are on, but nobody's home. Clearly, these people have met my peep. MOUSES! So I was chatt...

  Hmmm...  What was that noise I just heard? Tinklin', but not tinkLY. Stuff droppin', for sure, but more thunky than tinkly, if you...

  Ugh. YUK! That's so totally and utterly DISGUSTIN'. MOUSES! PEEPERS, GO TAKE A SHOWER, WILL YA?  YOU'RE COVERED FROM HEAD TO P...

As those of you who follow my fan page over on Facebook probably already know, I, Seville the Cat, have been battling a stupid ol' squea...

So... SO... So it looks like I'm gettin' a siblin'. MOUSES! Peepers has already named her,  Saffron. Now, I say her, on account...

BRING ON THE NIP.  I said, BRING ON THE NIP! Peepers, are you listenin' to me? Well then, WHAT'S KEEPIN' YA? BRING ON THE NIP!!!...

...  AND AN HOUR. Cat hour, that is. MOUSES! Yup, I've been stuck here in this ol' house with the peeps for thirty-three weeks now,...

Whoa, Nelly!  WHOA, NELLY!!!  There are some things a kitty can never unsee. MOUSES! What the mouses are you doin' there, Peepers?  You ...

Social distancin', people.  SOCIAL DISTANCIN'!!! What?  What's that you're sayin' there, little birdy? Oh. Hmmm... Well ...