Nerissa's Life

You're a day late and a dollar short there, Peepers.  MOUSES! Okay, so maybe you're not a whole day late.  Maybe it's just...

"Woe is me.  I'm always on the wrong side of the door." You can say that again, Andy. "I'm always on the wrong ...

So there I was sittin' in the kitchen, waitin' for some treats, when... When I happened to see my brother, Rushton, walkin' pa...

Talk about gettin' off on the wrong paw. I mean, foot. No, I think I mean paw. MOUSES! So anyway... So anyway, I bet you'r...

OH MY MOUSES!  Get a grip woman, would ya? You'd think you were one of those Real Housewives of Beverly Hills or somethin'.  Now t...

I am cat.   Hear me roar. Okay, so I'm not really into the roarin'.  I do do an occasional growl, but my growlin' is not nearl...

And your point is? Mouses woman.  Can't a cat cough up a little hairball in peace? So anyway... So anyway, does my tail look fat t...

OH.  MY.  MOUSES.   MOUSES! Blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah. And your point? MY ...

Let me tell you something.  Unsolicited advice is rarely well received but if you're lucky, the cat on the receiving end won't give ...