Nerissa's Life

Not again, I say.  I SAY, NOT AGAIN! Oh for the love of mouses... MOUSES! Hey Peepers!  PEEPERS!  Saffy is at the back door, again.  I SAY, ...

You're gonna have to do somethin' about that, Peepers. I SAID, you're gonna have to do somethin' about that! PEEPERS!   Like...

Happy Birthday to me.  Happy Birthday to me.  Happy Birthday dear me........ What?  What's that, Peepers?  What's that you're ba...

Whatcha chewin' on there, Saffy, my man?  Are you chewin' your cud? Bwahahahahahahahahaha... MOUSES! Yes, Saffy, it is. It is too fu...

Yup, you heard that right.  You heard that definitely right, for sure.  Saffy and Peepers have beaten their own record.  Those two have gone...

You probably remember... If you're good at rememberin' things... How I told you 'bout the annexation of part of the peep's g...

Good work, Saffy.  Good work. Now THAT'S how you do it, for sure. MOUSES! Saffy really has got the hang of this stuff. MOUSES! So anywa...

What? I said, WHAT? Who the mousie mousin' mouses does she think she... Oh, for mousin' out loud. MOUSES! So get this: Peepers has t...

Peepers! Peepers! HEY!   PEEPERS!!!   Get your sorry tail over here. Please. 'Cause I'm nothin' if not polite. MOUSES! Peepers,...

Don't do it, Saffy.  Don't do it! I said, DON'T DO IT. Gosh darn it, he went and did it, after all. MOUSES! Don't go lookin...

You've heard of the princess and the pea, right? Well... Well, that would be me. MOUSES! Okay, so maybe not me.  For starters, I'd b...

Last week, we had a bit of a celebration.  Yup, we had a bit of a celebration, for sure.  January 7th was Saffron's Gotcha Day, you see....

Okay, so I wasn't actually gone. I just took a day off, you see. You know, on account of my regular postin' day bein' on Christm...

You ever have one of those days... One of those days, when... Well, when you feel like you should be apologisin' for somethin' but y...

Not my fault. I said, it's not my fault. And I repeat myself once more:  IT'S NOT MY FAULT. MOUSES! I know, I know...  I know what ...