Nerissa's Life

The followin' is a public service announcement, paid for by... By uh... Hmmm... Hey Peepers!  You willin' to toss a few toonies my w...

I'm back! I'm  BAAAH -AAAACK. I said, I'M BACK! And for the benefit of those at the back of the room who might not have already ...

Talk about scary. MOUSES! I know, I know...  I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinkin' if I'm talking 'bout scar...

Ding dong, the witch is dead.  La la la la la....  la la la lah. I know, I know...   I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinki...

It was me. Or should that be I... Hmmm...  I know!  *snaps claws*  'TWAS I. I like that.  Yup, I like that a lot.  Makes me sound all ...

Well that's rude. MOUSES! *furiously types an even ruder response* TAKE THAT, YOU LILY-LIVERED, WART-INFESTED, ROTTEN FISH BREATH STINK...

'CAUSE I'M A BLOGGIN ' KITTY, YOU FREAKS! Sorry.  Sorry!  Gosh darn it, I SAID I was sorry.  I usually only call Peepers a...

I'M BACK! Sort of. MOUSES! If you recall, in my last blog post written way back when, I explained how I had technical problems co...

Please excuse the poor grammar, my friends, but like I said... I GOT PROBS! In other words, I have BIG problems, for sure. MOUSES! S...

Peeps; they can send a man to the moon, but ask 'em to provide reliable Internet service when the weather is iffy - like when it snows -...

Stupid, stupid, stupid. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. STUPID. MOUSES! This is so stupid. I know, I know...  I know what you're think...

I sat at my desk, starin' at the computer.  Beads of sweat ran down my forehead and onto my cheeks before inching their way along my han...

Of all the moused-up, mousin', no good for nothin', rascally rascals... Awww....  MOUSES! LOCK HIM UP!  I say. LOCK HIM UP! ...

Way back when, when the dinosaurs roamed the earth... Nah, that's not right. Way back when, when Peep #1 was merely a kitten... No...

Let me tell you somethin', my friends.  Peeps can be such... Such... SUCH... Well... PEEPS. MOUSES! Why just the other day, ...