Nerissa's Life

Well THAT'S a whole hour of one of my nine lives I'll never get back again. MOUSES! HEY PEEPERS!   Why didn't you tell me there...

The followin' is a public service announcement, paid for by... By uh... Hmmm... Hey Peepers!  You willin' to toss a few toonies my w...

It was me. Or should that be I... Hmmm...  I know!  *snaps claws*  'TWAS I. I like that.  Yup, I like that a lot.  Makes me sound all ...

Mouses, it's been a long time. Fifty weeks.  FIFTY.  Fifty. Whole. Weeks. Or in other words, twenty-seven million, two hundred and sixte...

Oh. My. Mouses. Of all the nerve. I can't BELIEVE she did that. Arrrggggghhhhhh! MOUSES! I know, I know...  I know what you...

Stupid, stupid, stupid. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. STUPID. MOUSES! This is so stupid. I know, I know...  I know what you're think...

You ever notice how... How peeps expect us cats to play nicely together, and yet... And yet... Perhaps I should start at the beginnin...

Of all the moused-up, mousin', no good for nothin', rascally rascals... Awww....  MOUSES! LOCK HIM UP!  I say. LOCK HIM UP! ...

Oh my mouses! OH MY MOUSES! Did you hear? Accordin' to the CBC, the Canada Revenue Agency is now creepin' around Facebook, loo...

OH.  MY.  MOUSES.   MOUSES! Blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah. And your point? MY ...

Let me tell you about my peep.  This morning, Peep #1 updated her Facebook status with a comment that really took me by surprise. Yeah, I...

I threw up.  Yeah, I did. MOUSES! I don't do a lot of horkin' blog posts.  In fact, this might be my very first one.  Thing is, I ...

Whatever you do, don't feed 'em.  DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.  They'll only come back for more and some of 'em will try to eat...

I'm free!  I'M FREE!   I'M OUT OF FACEBOOK JAIL AT LAST! Yes, that is just what I was yellin' at the top of my lungs on Fr...