Nerissa's Life

Not again, I say.  I SAY, NOT AGAIN! Oh for the love of mouses... MOUSES! Hey Peepers!  PEEPERS!  Saffy is at the back door, again.  I SAY, ...

You're gonna have to do somethin' about that, Peepers. I SAID, you're gonna have to do somethin' about that! PEEPERS!   Like...

Heeheeheeheehee...  What a dupe. What a stupidy -dupidy POOP! On the other paw... On the other paw, maybe just poop. Stupid, stinky, smelly ...

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Right? Right. MOUSES! Okay, so this didn't happen in Vegas.  Happened right here at my house.  My...

Well it's about time, Peepers.  It's about time.  You've been promising to make me... What?  What's that, Peepers?  What...

Whatcha chewin' on there, Saffy, my man?  Are you chewin' your cud? Bwahahahahahahahahaha... MOUSES! Yes, Saffy, it is. It is too fu...

Yup, you heard that right.  You heard that definitely right, for sure.  Saffy and Peepers have beaten their own record.  Those two have gone...

You probably remember... If you're good at rememberin' things... How I told you 'bout the annexation of part of the peep's g...

Shush, Peepers. *waves the peep off with a paw*  Shush. I said, SHUSH! Oops!  That was a little loud. Shush. Gosh darn it, I missed what Rov...

What? I said, WHAT? Who the mousie mousin' mouses does she think she... Oh, for mousin' out loud. MOUSES! So get this: Peepers has t...

Hey Peepers!  PEEPERS!  PEEPERS! Yeah, I was talkin' to you. MOUSES! So anyway, Peepers, I'm not sure if you were aware of this or ...

Don't complain to me, Peepers.  I like it, myself. Got to have my brekkies a whole hour earlier, today. MOUSES! What?  What's that, ...

Peepers! Peepers! HEY!   PEEPERS!!!   Get your sorry tail over here. Please. 'Cause I'm nothin' if not polite. MOUSES! Peepers,...

AGAIN. MOUSES! That's right, my dear friends, that's what I said: and so it begins, again. MOUSES! I know, I know...  I know what y...

Well THAT was exhaustin', for sure. MOUSES! Oh my mouses, my pals, I've never felt so tired in all my nine lives.  What a workout, I...