Wednesday, 23 August 2017

suck-up

What a little suck-up.

MOUSES!

What's that, Toby?  What's that you're sayin'?

Oh yes you are.  You most CERTAINLY are.

MOUSES!

Lookie here, Toby.  If I, Seville the Cat, say you're a suck-up, you are a definite suck-up, for sure.

MOUSES!

Yeah.  You.

YEAH.  YOU.

YEAH...

What's that, Peepers?  Why am I yellin' at my sister Tobias?

Well...

Well I'm not really yellin', per se.  It's more of a...  A raising-my-voice kinda thing.

Sorta.

Maybe.

Just a tad.

Why?  What have you heard?

Awww...  MOUSES!

Caught in the act and everythin'.

Okay Peepers, answer me this.  How come, no matter what Toby does, no matter how naughty she might be, she never gets in trouble?  Why?  WHY?  I can't even think of the last time she was scolded.  I'm not sure she has ever been scolded.  It's possible that not even in the whole history of scoldin', has my sister, Tobias, ever been scolded.

It's like she's immune, or somethin'.

Immune to the scoldin', I mean.

Now one of us other cats does somethin'. Somethin' HARDLY EVEN WORTH NOTICIN', and we're scolded, for sure.

Why, just the other day...

What?  What's that, Peepers?  I shouldn't tattle on my fur-sibs, you say?  I shouldn't be tellin' you 'bout all the naughty stuff they have done?

WELL HOW ELSE ARE YOU GONNA FIND OUT?

MOUSES!


Of all the moused-up, stupid things for the peep to say.  I mean, here I am, HELPIN' HER OUT, and she's not appreciative in the least.

MOUSES!

You know, it's no wonder you're so clueless as to what goes on in this house, Peepers.  It's no wonder at all.

Why, just the other day...

Ummm..  Never mind.

That might have been about me.

MOUSES!

Anyway, like I was sayin', it seems to me, Tobias can get away with anythin' and everythin', while the rest of us cats can't get away with a thing.

AND IT'S NOT FAIR, I SAY.

MOUSES!

I know she's just kitten-sized.  I know she's super little.  I know she's only like half my weight.

But just 'cause she's tiny, she shouldn't be gettin' away with mischief.

If anyone is gonna be gettin' away with mischief, that anyone should be me.

MOUSES!

You peeps are blind to Tobias' faults. You're as blind as blind can be.

Why, just the other day...

How do you KNOW I'm about to tattle on her?

I can't even get away with tattlin', these days.

Awww...  MOUSES!






14 comments:

  1. I think even your get away got away Seville!

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  2. The most scolding my cat ever gets is saying his name a little louder than we usually say it. And then I pick him up and kiss him and hug him and tell him what a great ball of fur he is.
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  3. Some kitties just have a knack for getting away with stuff.

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  4. Best to keep quiet Sivvers,believe that cute little cat will drop her self in it and then you will get the last laugh,xx Speedy

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  5. Angelique is tiny too and gets away wif a LOT!

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  6. Thing is in this house if I see peep doing something I have nobody to tell so it gets a bit well one sided, in fact I don't even listen to myself any longer!
    Purrrs
    ERin
    PS maybe its because you're ginger?!

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  7. Awww poor Seville we,'re on your side small or not fairs fair.x๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ’•

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  8. dood.....we due hafta add mit...toby iz a gorgeouz gal......just sayin....N speekin of trubull ☺☺ cuzin daiz NEVER getz blamed for a thing.....boomer used ta call me N tell me all de time de stuff HER did that HIM getted de blame oh shame for ~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥

    tuna ~~

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  9. Dang, Sivvers. Maybe we should start calling her "Teflon Toby." On account nothing sticks to her!

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  10. Ha! We has the same problem here with Sami. She's a small kitty too and never efur gets into trouble. Mom bean says she's a sweet girl. Yeah, right that's 'cuz mom bean nefur sees what she really does.

    Sasha, Saku, & Sheldon

    Toby, I suspect Seville is just making things up. He's purrty good at that!
    Sami

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  11. Trouble is she looks so cute, sweet and innocent that she's never going to get blamed for anything.

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  12. Ellie gets away with everything too! It's NOT because I do most of the misbehaving ... nope. Definitely NOT. The girls are just better at hiding their misdeeds! ~Bear Cat

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  13. She is pretty cute. You are too so you should be exempt from scolding too.

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  14. Come on Sivvers, ya know Tobias is just a cute lil ole thing!

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