Wednesday, 9 August 2017

all about me

It's all about me.

Hmmm...

It's ALL about me.

Hmmm...

It's all about ME.

HMMM...

THE WHOLE DARN KIT AND CABOODLE IS ALL ABOUT ME.

Now that's a perfect title, for sure.  MOUSES!

But...

But everybody probably knew that already.

MOUSES!

Caboodle.  CABOODLE.  Heeheeheeheehee...  Sounds like a new kinda dog breed or somethin'.

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Well that won't do!  Dog breeds have nothin' to do with me.

MOUSES!

Oh hello there, my friends.  I was just workin' on the book I'm writin'.  It's an autobiography of sorts. It's a book all about me.

And so far...  Well so far, I've...  I've uh...  Um...

So far, I have a workin' title.

I think.

MOUSES!

Who ever knew writin' a book could be this hard?  But once I get past this title thing, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to sail right on through.

You know, Peep #1 says writin' books is a lot harder than it looks.   She says it's a lot harder than sailin', for sure.  But what does she know?  I mean, she is just a peep.  MOUSES!

On the other paw, I did get kinda stuck on the title.

But seriously folks, who wouldn't wanna read my life story?  My life story after comin' to live with my peeps, I mean.  Before that, before comin' to live with the peeps, I didn't take any notes.

Not that I've been takin' notes since comin' to live with the peeps, either, but...

Pshaw!  Notes, shmotes.  Who needs notes?  I'll just make up what I don't remember.

What?  What's that, Peepers?  You can't make up stuff in an autobiography, you say?  You say that the stuff in an autobiography is supposed to be true?

SAYS WHO?

Oh yeah.  You.

MOUSES!

But then again, what do you know?  Do I need to repeat it?  You are just a peep.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a fictional autobiography.

Hmmm...

A fictional autobiography sounds a WHOLE LOT BETTER than a big ol' pack of lies.

Not that I would ever write a book about myself and fill it with lies.  I'm not that kinda cat, you see.  I am an honest kitty.  A kitty with integrity.  A kitty who states the facts.  The real facts, and nothin' but the facts, and certainly not those facts of an alternative kind.

Of course, a little fibbin' here and there might need to be done.  You know, to fill in the missin' parts of my life story.  Those missin' parts I don't remember.

And, of course, to make my life story sound better.

MOUSES!

What?  What's that, Peepers?  If I wanna write a book full of made-up stuff, I should write a novel, you say?

But would that novel be about me?  'Cause whatever kinda book I write, it needs to be a book ALL ABOUT ME.  I can't stress that bein' all about me bit, enough, you see.

BECAUSE.

BECAUSE!

Because I say so, that's why.

'CAUSE WHO WANTS TO READ A BOOK THAT'S NOT ABOUT ME?

Really?

That many, huh?

And not a single book in a single bookstore bein' sold these days was written about me?

Not even one?

Are you serious?

Are you SURE?

And people are still reading 'em?

AND ON PURPOSE?

Well I'll be.

All I can say is...

All I can say, if that truly is the case...

All I can say, if that truly is the case, THERE'S CLEARLY A REAL NEED OUT THERE, FOR CATS AND PEEPS TO START WRITIN' BOOKS ALL ABOUT ME.

MOUSES!


17 comments:

  1. MOL, I think dey should all be about ME!

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  2. I would read your book, just because it is all about you, but you have to go easy on the peeps because they will be in charge of spelling.

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  3. Yes, indeed...they call fictional autobiographies "creative nonfiction" or creative memoirs. I am with you, though. I think you have valid concerns. xo

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  4. I guess this means, um, you need to write a book, Seville?

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  5. In the second pic, your butt looks pre-pounce wiggle.

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  6. Can't wait for your book bet it's a best seller.xπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ˜ΈπŸ’•

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  7. How 'bout writing a screenplay, Seville? Mom & I recently watched the movie "A Street Cat Named Bob." Now if Bob can have a movie about him, you should be able to have a movie about you. Wouldn't that be pawsome! And then you could get your paw & a star on the Hollywood walk of fame! Just say'in.

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  8. How 'bout writing a screenplay, Seville? Mom & I recently saw the movie "A Street Cat Named Bob." Now if Bob can have a movie about him, you should be able to have a movie about you. Wouldn't that be pawsome?! And just think you could get your paw mark & a star on the Hollywood walk of fame!

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  9. If you remember something that way then it must be true!

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  10. What! You mean there isn't a book about you, really! This is too much. I would get your peep to head down to the library, with a marker pen, and start changing titles. Talking of which, hows about 'Fifty Shades of Marmie," or A Not Street Cat & Blogging Superstar called Seville" ?

    ERin

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  11. seville; if I havent been saying this for years I havent been saying it since I was born or ever at all because it's always about me too yet in my 14 plus years I've never ever seen a book about me as it IS all about me......indeed ~~~ hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥♥

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  12. I would definitely read a book about you. Get writing, worry about the title once it is written. XO

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  13. Well, if I ever decide to write a book, I'll include a tidbit about you.

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  14. I came to the same conclusion as you, Seville! There's a great need for books about you! So many people lie in books about themselves ... what's one more? And who will know? I mean, after you figure out how to keep your fursibs from blabbing ...

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  15. There should be a book about you!
    You're absolutely adorable...

    Noodle and crew

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  16. Dang, Pal! For a second there, you had us VERY worried. *sigh* Now that we've been reassured that it has NOTHING, repeat, NOTHING, to do with those slobbery, yappy, jumpy things, though, we're cool.

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  17. Well at least there outta be a book about you and AdventurCats! Hope you can get Peep #1 to get to writin' that book all about you Seville.

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