Sunday, 2 July 2017

don't even think it

Don't even think it, Peepers.  Don't even think it!  Don't you dare even THINK about thinkin' it.

MOUSES!

Some guy way back when, writes a book about a cat wearin' a hat, and the next thing you know...

DON'T EVEN THINK IT!

What?  What?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?

YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.

MOUSES!

Peepers, I saw what you were doin'.  I saw you with my very own eyes.  I saw you knittin' that hat.

Right off the bat I knew it was trouble.

Okay, truth be told, right off the bat, I thought it was stupid.  I mean, why knit a hat when you could be puttin' your knittin' skills to good use?  You know, by knittin' up a nip mouse or somethin' like that.

MOUSES!

But then it occurred to me, not only was a hat knittin' exercise stupid, but it was downright dangerous, too.  Dangerous to any and all nearby cats.

What?  What?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?

Don't play innocent with me, you...

You...

YOU...

You needle-wieldin', yarn-totin', knittin'-lovin' PEEP.

I know what you're up to, Peepers.  I know what you're plannin'.  Once you finish knittin' that hat, you're gonna be lookin' for some fool to wear it. Some poor, unsuspectin' foolish sucker like me.

Wait a minute.  That came out TOTALLY wrong.

I mean...

Once you finish knittin' that hat, you're gonna be lookin' for some handsome mancat to model it for you.

WELL THINK AGAIN PEEPERS, 'CAUSE NO WAY, NO HOW, WILL YOU SEE ME WEARIN' THAT HAT.

MOUSES!

I'm tellin' you, peeps think they can get away with anythin'.  They think we cats haven't figured them out. Well they need to rethink that idea, for sure, for I, Seville the Cat, know ALL ABOUT my peep's devious ways and...

What?  What?  What's that you're babblin' on about NOW?

You are?

It is?

Well I'll be...

Imagine that.

Apparently, although the peep is knittin' a hat, the hat is not for me.  In fact, it isn't even for any cat. She's actually knittin' it for some peep.

MOUSES!

Imagine the peep havin' the gall to knit somethin' that ISN'T for me.

I don't know if I should feel relieved or insulted.

I think...

I think I should be feelin' relieved AND a little insulted as well.

I think...

I think the peep should quit knittin' stupid hats and get on with more important things. Important things like knittin' some nip mice for me.

MOUSES!

14 comments:

  1. Well, Pal, some hats are pretty good for cats, like Yellow Hats For Cats. And some hats, like pink pu$$yhats, are good for people. So they're not ALL bad.

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  2. You should be insulted. The peep should only use her knitting skills to make things for you kitties like nip mouses and blankies.

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  3. Yep, knitting nip mice would be a far better use of her time. But these beans don't get it....our mom bean has been needling something called a shawl. We think it looks like a blanket for cats.

    Have a great week!

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  4. I agree - knit some mice! What is the matter with her?

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  5. Well, I definitely think your peep should be knitting Catnip mousiest and not hats, no matter who they are for.
    Zoe and Raja from PlayingInCatnip.com

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  6. There is no way I'd be seen in a hat, let alone one knitted by my peep. Heck I the last time the peep tried to make a scarf it came out looking like a scarf for a worm. MOL
    ERin

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  7. We have to agree...nip mice are the only thing your peep should be knitting. Is she knitting one of those "pussy" hats?! MOL. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

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  8. Hey, hats are cool but they are not for everycat!

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  9. I think you should look outwardly insulted, but inwardly relieved.

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  10. What, she's not knitt'in you a nip mousie or a nip spider or nothing? Maybe the hat wouldn't be such a bad thing if she was making one for you - it could be a gentleman hat you wear to court your Tortie ladies. I for one, am not a fan of hats, either, but Mom seems to find an occasion to fasten one to my head now & then - fur a few seconds... Tee hee hee!

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  11. Don't let them put a hat on you...
    that's were it starts.
    Next thing you know, you're wearing all kinds of weird stuff!

    Noodle and crew

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  12. You just did escape the Fate of the Hat. Well done!

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  13. Yes, definitely relieved and insulted at the same time. Shhh, don't tell Sophie but her grandma is crocheting her a cape!

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