Wednesday, 5 July 2017

dirty laundry

You know, it's never a good idea to go 'round AIRING your dirty laundry.  It's neither a ladylike, nor a gentlemanly thing to do.

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And that is exactly what I told the first peep.

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She responded by sayin', she wasn't airin' her dirty laundry, but rather, dryin' the clean stuff.

I, of course, responded by pointin' out all the cat hair on two of her t-shirts, explainin' that a t-shirt covered with cat hair wasn't very clean at all.

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And let me tell you, you DON'T wanna hear her answer to that.  Personally, I tuned out after the first couple of sentences, but when I tuned back in, five minutes later, she appeared to be repeatin' those first couple sentences all over again.

Glad I didn't listen to all the sentences in between.

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So anyway, you're probably wonderin' why I'm even talkin' about dirty laundry, 'cause it's not like we cats have laundry to do.

Well actually, we do bathe.  We just don't wear clothes or in other words, laundry.

Although sometimes....

No, I'm not suggestin' we sometimes wear clothes.  I know I had that close call with the knitted hat business the other day, but luckily for me, I escaped that clothes-wearin' escapade with my pants on.

I mean, off

I mean, I DON'T WEAR PANTS.

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And you know somethin', my near knitted hat escape was lucky for the peep, too, on account of my claws.

But seriously folks...

Seriously, I've been noticing Anderson and Rushton have been walkin' about, STRUTTIN' THEIR STUFF, with their tails held WAY UP IN THE AIR, as of late, and...

AND I'M STARTIN' TO THINK, THEY'RE AIRIN' OUT LAUNDRY!

I know, I know...  I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinkin', when a cat walks about with his tail held high, it's a sign of a confident cat, for sure.  And normally, I would be in total agreement with that.   I've done it myself.  On more than one occasion, too.  In fact, I do it practically every day, but...

BUT ANDY AND RUSHY ARE DOIN' IT MORE OFTEN THAN ME.

Or is that I?

Me?

Nope, I'm pretty sure it's I.

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Anyway...

So anyway, THERE'S NO WAY ANDY AND RUSHY CAN BE MORE CONFIDENT THAN I AM.

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So in other words, I'm pretty sure what they're really doin', is airin' out their bums and that, my friends, is the kitty equivalent of airin' out laundry.

Of course, their laundry isn't dirty 'cause they do keep their bums pretty clean.

Most of the time.

Not that I keep track of such things.

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But you know...

Now that I think about it, they do have cat hair 'round about there.

So maybe...

Maybe, when Peep #1 hung up those t-shirts that came out of the wash covered in as much cat hair as they had goin' in...

Maybe she wasn't airin' her dirty laundry at all.

MAYBE she was doin' the peep equivalent to a cat walkin' about with his or her tail held high.

Not that the peep has a tail.

I don't think.

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13 comments:

  1. Our laundry is the same way! Especially when my human grooms Boodie.

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  2. Peeps with tails? I hope not! Scary.....as for cat hair - well we can't help it if we keep our coats lookin' nice and if the occasional hair gets on humans' stuff - I say TOUGH!

    Hugs, Teddy

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  3. Only humans can make cleaning complicated!

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  4. dood....we due knot wear pantz either; ore tiez ore shooz but we like ta air it all out all sew; well, dai$y knot sew much sew; must be a gurl thing, but me toona, ewe betcha !! ☺☺♥♥

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  5. Your so funny,your blog today really cheered me up I never thought off airing your dirty laundry like that before....your so purrfectly clever Seville.x����������

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  6. Good to know everyone keeps their bums clean :) Maybe the peep needs to put the dirty clothes in the dryer first with dryer sheets so the hair will get removed, then she can wash them.

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  7. Yikes! Oh my! I think I've been remiss in my duties as I let mine be hung up without hairs! I shall head off and help peep out in what clearly is an essential peep activity!
    Gentle purrs to you all at this time. Erin

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  8. Maybe your brothers are trotting around like that because they're having a farting contest? A beauty contest? Competing in some feline version of The Bachelorette?

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  9. Oh, those peeps always have to make things so confusing! And what's wrong with a t-shirt covered in cat hair? ;)

    Gentle purrs and much love to you all. We are so sorry to hear about your beloved Tess. <3

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  10. Summer or winter, Flynn always liked to keep his bum well aired.

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  11. Gosh, if cat hair counts as dirty laundry....well, the mom bean is pure and simple filthy.

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  12. Seville, I wish peeps would air out their laundry daily then there would be less house odors! Do you think it's OK that I don't hold my tail up high. I hold it low, but I'm not a worrisome kitty. It gets kind of weighty 'cause it is so fluffy. Tee hee hee!

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  13. I think you're on to something. Peep was just showing how confident she is...covered in cat hair.

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