Sunday, 14 May 2017

Seville the Cat here

Hey ho!  Seville the Cat here, bringin' you the most up-to-date news, from rural Nova Scotia.

Hmmm...

Hey ho!  Seville the Cat here, bringin' you MY VERSION of the most up-to-date news, from rural Nova Scotia.

Hmmm....

Hey ho!  Seville the Cat here, bringin' you a whole bunch of stuff I'm makin' up off the top of my head on account of my not havin' anythin' interestin' to blog about today, from rural Nova Scotia.

BETTER.  MOUSES!

Sometimes a cat has just gotta do, what a cat has gotta do.  MOUSES!

So as you might have guessed, there has been NOTHIN' interestin' goin' on at my house for the last couple of days.

Well...  Nothin' noteworthy, I guess.  Nothin' worth bloggin' about, for sure.  MOUSES!

On the other paw...

Nope, sorry.  That information was marked private and personal, and the peep said I couldn't go 'round tellin' the whole wide world.  Not even if it was the ONLY real news I had to tell!

But on the OTHER paw, peeps go around tellin' the whole wide world all their private and personal stuff all the time!  Sometimes that stuff is so private and so personal, the world DOESN'T EVEN WANNA KNOW, but does that stop those peeps?  No sirree.  It doesn't stop 'em at all.  They just go around blabbin' like there's no tomorrow and...

What?  WHAT?  What's that you're sayin', Peepers?  You're sayin' that under no circumstances am I to tell my readers that my sister Mason was feelin' a little under the weather, and ended up with a bit of a dirty bum?  FINE.  MOUSES!

Oh-oh.

Hmmm...

Pretend you didn't hear 'bout that, okay?

And if you can't pretend you didn't hear it, pretend you didn't hear it from ME.  MOUSES!

So what should I blog about today?

I KNOW!  Hey Peepers!  I need to borrow your flashy box.  I need to take a picture of my din-dins.

What?  WHAT?  What's that you're sayin', Peepers?  You're sayin' that under no circumstances do I need to take a picture of my dinner?

Are you sure about that, Peepers?  'Cause peeps take pictures of their dinners, and post those pictures on the Internet, all the time.  And when I say all the time, I really mean ALL the time.  If it weren't for peeps postin' pictures of their dinners, social media would come to a complete standstill, for sure.

Well...  Pictures of their dinners and cute cat videos, that is.  MOUSES!

So that brings me back to square one on the search for a bloggin' topic for today.

Hmmm...

GOT IT.  Peep #1 planted another two azalea bushes yesterday.

And she RE-planted 'em again this mornin'. MOUSES!

Don't worry, Peepers.  I'll be sure to let my readers know that you didn't replant those two azalea bushes just for the fun of replanting 'em.  'Cause believe you me, I watched you replanting 'em this mornin', and it didn't look like you were havin' any fun, at all.  MOUSES!

Yeah, Yeah...  I'll mention the rockies.  Keep your pants on, woman.

And when I say keep your pants on, I mean KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.  World Naked Gardenin' Day was last weekend, not today.  MOUSES!

So anyway, as you might have guessed, the rocky raccoons were back again and last night, they dug up the two azaleas Peep #1 planted yesterday.  But this time, they just left 'em next to where they had been planted, instead of tryin' to haul 'em off into the jungle and...

What?  WHAT?  What's that you're sayin', Peepers?  You're sayin' that under no circumstances am I tell my readers we live in a jungle?

REALLY?  When was the last time you weeded?  MOUSES!

Hehehehehee...  Okay, perhaps that is a bit of an exaggeration.  Not even a whole bazillion gazillion weeds do a jungle make.  Close, but not quite.  Now a million bazillion gazillion weeds would be a TOTALLY different story, for sure.

HEY PEEPERS!  How come I'm findin' your hair all over my office?  You sheddin' or somethin'?

OR ARE YOU GOIN' BALD?

That's not good, Peepers.  Seriously, that's not good at all.  Take my word for it.  The bald look is not a good look for you 'cause Kojak, you are not, and...

GET A GRIP, WOMAN.  If you don't wanna go bald, just stop pullin' on your hair like that.  Stop yankin' it out!  Didn't anyone ever tell you, yanked out hair might not grow back and like I said, Kojak, you are not, and...

What?  WHAT?

FINE.

MOUSES!

Apparently, accordin' to the peep...

But then what does she know?  I mean, she's just a peep and...

What Peepers?

FINE.

MOUSES!

APPARENTLY, accordin' to the peep - while bearing in mind she is just a peep - she's pullin' her hair out on account of my blog post today, and SHE SAYS, since today is Mother's Day, I should go easy on her and give her break.

I guess I could do that.

It IS Mother's Day and all.

And she IS kinda my mother, even though we don't look at all alike.  You know, on account of my bein' way cuter.  Plus, I'm a redhead.  And then there's that whole business of the tail.

My tail.  I'M the one with the tail.  The peep doesn't have a tail.  Not one I've noticed, at least.

I guess I COULD give her a break...

But don't worry friends, I'll be back in FULL FORCE on Wednesday.  Ol' Peepers here can yank out the remainin' hair on her head, then.   MOUSES!

30 comments:

  1. Dear Peep! Grammy here! I commiserate wih you! Cat's and Mother's Day! A fiasco! Ours can be read on their FaceBook page!

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    1. I heard! Don't worry, just 'cause they didn't make you lunch doesn't mean they don't love you. In fact, word on the street is, they love you tonnes and tonnes. PURRS

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  2. My Dad pulled his hair out years back, we've gotten used to it. Happy Mother's Day to your Mom from all of us.

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  3. ha ha - you are a stitch pal. I'm still picturing your peep running around in the garden nude - that's why I just had to come over here to visit. But, disappointed we are. Thought Maybe that was why her bush died, instead it was just to pesty raccoons! Cute little fellow tho. I hope you took time out of your busy day to wish your peep a Happy Mother's Day - she deserves it.

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    1. Back in the day, I once sprayed the peep for Valentine's. Don't worrym I didn't do that this year for Mother's Day and THAT, my friend, is a gift all of itself. purrs

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  4. How kind of you to be so gentle on your mom today as well as not telling any secrets. If your mom has any hair left, we hope she had a happy Mother's Day.

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    1. I think she can pull some from the other side over the uh... bare spot. purrs

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  5. Oh we hope your sis feels better now. We sure hate when stuff like that happens.

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    1. She's feelin' MUCH better, for sure. Gave Peep #1 the ol' bunny kicks last night when the peep went to touch her tummy. Back in fine form, for sure. purrs

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  6. Sounds like a lot going on. Poor Mason. Happy Mother's Day to your wonderful Mom!

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    1. We don't quite know what upset her tummy but she's feelin' much better, for sure. purrs

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  7. Wow, Sivvers. For not having a lot to report, you sure informed us about a whole bunch of interesting stuff! :)

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    1. But not the bit 'bout Mason's dirty bum, right? Remember, you didn't hear that from me. MOUSES!

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  8. It sounds to me like your human is trying to sensor you, Seville! She doesn't want you telling anything that is going on... which, of course makes it even more important for you to tell.

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  9. Your peep really does need to have words with those racoons. Maybe they have other ideas regarding planting schemes? Anyways, I hopes Masons, er, problem clears up very soon... Me and on million bazillion gazillion pals wish her better!
    Purrs, ERin

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    1. It has! She's back to her old self, for sure. purrs

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  10. No worries, Sevillle. You managed to come up with several things to talk about in your post. I hope your mom had a wonderpur Mother's Day! Raccoons dug up her bushes?! Those are determined little beasties! Hey, Seville, I think you & Erin the Cat Princess would make a good couple, 'cause you think a lot alike. She might be smitten for your ginger self. Just say'in.

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  11. You're a furry good reporter Seville. You came up with a great post from almost nothing. Maybe you'll have to lend your peep some of your furs.

    Good luck with the raccoons!

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    1. I might have to! I shed lots so after a good combin', I have lots of extra to share. purrs

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  12. How the mouses are you supposed to write a blog post when she keeps telling you you can't write about any of your ideas?!?! We have to admit though, that this might be a post about nothing ... but we think it was hilariously funny :)

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    1. I know! I keep tellin' her I NEED fodder for my blog. Usually her antics are a great supply of blog fodder but not if she won't let me report 'em. MOUSES!

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  13. Brilliant post I just love reading them and they can be so funny.Cheers me up,thank you.Keep email blog posts coming.

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    1. Oh my mouses Christine, what a WONDERFULLY SWEET thing to say. PURRS & PURRS & PURRS THEN PURRS SOME MORE. PURRS

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  14. Hahahaha Happy Belated Mother's Day to your Mom Peep. That was a great post about Nothing Sevvy :) Hope you all have a great week. Darn racoons!
    Luvs
    Marty

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  15. I'm glad you cleared up which one of you has the tail. I was wondering about that. :-) And you'll be happy to know that I have never posted a picture of my dinner.

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    1. And well you should! Wonder, I mean. Fact is, with the peep, one never really knows. You know? purrs

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