Sunday, 30 April 2017

don't look at me

Don't look at me, Peepers.  I always use the litter box.

And when I say always, I mean, always.  Like in... All the time.  Like... ALWAYS.

Okay, so there was that one time.

But I'm pretty sure we both agreed when it happened, it was total accident, for sure.

Boy oh boy, I'm NEVER gonna live that one down.  MOUSES!

But speakin' of litter boxes, I've never seen you use a box, Peepers.  You sure it wasn't you who did the dirty deed?  Are you sure it wasn't you who went and pooped in amongst the primroses? MOUSES!

Yeah, yeah...  So you say.

But then, you're always sayin' stuff, Peepers.

Truth be told, I never listen to half the things you say.  I never listen to the other half, either. MOUSES!

But back to the poopin' amongst the primroses.  Seriously, it wasn't me.  I, Seville the Cat, did not dig up those baby primrose plants.  I wouldn't dream of doin' such a thing for I, Seville the Cat, am a gentleman cat, for sure.  MOUSES!

You know...  it might have been the neighbours.

WHY NOT?

Oh sure, you think nothin' of blamin' me, your friendly handsome bloggin' marmalade cat with whom you share a computer, but you won't even consider blamin' the neighbours?  MOUSES!

Well let me ask you this, Peepers.  Have you ever seen the neighbours usin' a litter box?  Huh? HUH?  Well have you?  'Cause maybe there's a reason for that.  Maybe it's 'cause they're sneakin' into the garden, late at night, to do their business in amongst the baby primroses and....

Okay, maybe that is a bit far fetched.

Or not.

MOUSES!

Well...  If it's not the neighbours, that brings us back to YOU.

Hey, you were the one not willin' to blame the peeps livin' next door. MOUSES!

I'm thinkin'...  I'm thinkin' it was you, Peepers, who dug up those baby primrose plants, and you're now makin' a big ol' fuss of accusin' me - a cat who has ONLY EVER ONCE not used the litter box...

Okay, so there was that one other time, too.  But that was an accident as well.  MOUSES!

Anyway, like I said, I'm thinkin' it was you, Peepers, who dug up those primrose plants while doin' your business out in the garden.  And NOW you're pointin' a paw at me, in a feeble-minded attempt to take the blame away from you.

Typical peep behaviour, for sure.  MOUSES!

And when one takes into account the fact that you've never been seen usin' the litter boxes...

FYI, I'd just like to take a moment here to point out that we cats would like you to continue NOT usin' our litter boxes, but nevertheless...

When one takes into account the fact that you've never been seen usin' the litter boxes, it's PERFECTLY REASONABLE to assume that the entity who dug up the primroses while doin' their business was you.  MOUSES!

You're still denyin' it, huh?  MOUSES!

All I know is, it wasn't me.

And you claim it wasn't you.

And if it wasn't the neighbours....

Could it have been...  Aliens?

Nah, it's a well-known fact that aliens carry litter boxes in their spaceships. Believe-you-me, no one wants to be searchin' for a clean rest stop half-way to Pluto.  Know what I mean?

So if it wasn't aliens...

Hmmm...

Sorry Peepers, but it looks like we're back to blamin' you.

And whatever you do, DON'T EVEN THINK 'bout poopin' anywhere near my nip plants.    MOUSES!

36 comments:

  1. Maybe there is some cat you don't know about ;)
    Rocky Raccoon?
    Anyway, we don't think it was you Seville!
    Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

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    1. Funny thing is, the peep WAS thinkin' along the line of rockies at first... Then she decided the colour of the poops was wrong and that it had to be one of us kitties. But I, Seville the Cat, am still blamin' her. MOUSES!

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  2. Stay strong, Seville. Don't admit to nuffin cuz if you do, then the Peeps will always look at you first when it comes time to blame someone. Hey! You want some raccoons to blame, just yowl. I got a zillion of them. I'm pretty sure a few wouldn't mind flying up your way. Just have a bag of peanuts ready. Purrrs!

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    1. We've got 'em here, too! A WHOLE GANG of 'em. MOUSES!

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  3. Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure it wasn't me either! MOUSES!!!

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    1. You sure? You sure you didn't visit in the middle of the night and... You know... Poop? Just kiddin'! purrs

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  4. Have a wonderful Sunday!

    Noodle and crew

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  5. We're pawsitive it wasn't you Seville. Perhaps some other kitty from down the road stopped by?

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    1. YEAH... Maybe some peeps from down the road, too? purrs

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  6. I know you didn't do it, Seville. I think you need to spy on the peeps & turn the camera on them to catch them in the act! Well...not that we want to see a pic of that, but it would be proof! Tee hee hee!

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    1. It could! I need to set up surveillance cameras, for sure. MOUSES!

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  7. Hmmm ... so many handsome marmies in your house, Seville. We bet those no good brofurs of yours always frame you by leaving their marmie furs behind. Of course, they're jealous because you're the fairest marmie of them all, Seville!

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    1. I think they're jealous, too. Wouldn't put it past 'em to try to frame me, for sure. MOUSES!

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  8. Seville, I don't get why your human would blame YOU when there are so many others to blame.

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    1. Not to mention peeps to blame, too! MOUSES!

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  9. And what of your fur family? I notice they've all been rather quiet on the matter! Maybe you've been framed by a marmie brother or two? Or the weasels have been up to their tricks again, and we ALL know they never use a box. MOUSES!
    Erin

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    1. You might be onto somethin' there. Anyone know what weasel droppings look like? Inquirin' minds need to know. MOUSES!

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  10. MOL...It must have been the neighbours, Seville, we namely have a kind of same problem near the Hypericum and I am sure they did it, so it must be a neighbour thingie...MOL :D Extra Pawkisses for justice :) <3

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  11. Well you've set the record straight regarding your possible poop participation in the primroses (say that five times fast...hahaha). We KNEW it wasn't you! We just KNEW it!

    Hugs, Teddy

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    1. I can't! I tried. I really, REALLY tried, butI can't say that five times quickly at all. MOUSES!

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  12. Sounds to me like you have been framed, Seville. Of course I believe you and know you would never do such a thing.

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    1. You're SO right. I think someone is tryin' to frame me, for sure. MOUSES!

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  13. I say blame nosey neighbour cat Seville. Definitely not you, you wouldn't do such a thing! 😂

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    1. Oh my mouses! This is JUST the kinda thing that Nosey-Neighbour-Cat would do. MOUSES!

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  14. Maybe it was that nosy neighbor cat!

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    1. I think you're right! I never even thought of him before. I'm losin' my powers of deduction, for sure. MOUSES!

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  15. Tell your peep there are worse places to poop then among the primroses- like my bed, which Sammy has done several times.

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  16. I still think it wuz da naybors.

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    1. Yeah, they're not to be trusted, for sure. MOUSES!

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  17. You and your peepers always have the most beautiful primroses. Primroses are for tip toeing- not pooping. But we know it certainly wasn't you, Seville.
    xxoo
    Maggie, Mickey Mouser and Rufus the Red

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    1. It IS nice to tip-toe 'mongst those primroses. It really is! As long as no one has beaten you to it and gone and... You know... pooped. purrs

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  18. I trust that you, Seville, would never ever do anything to those cherished Primroses. Obviously, some mystery feline was doin' its business there

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    1. Mystery feline OR PEEP. The jury's still out on that one. MOUSES!

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