Wednesday, 1 February 2017

hey

Hey.

What's that, Peepers? I'm just sayin' hello.

Hey.

What's that, Peepers? I'm just lettin' you know I'm here beside you.

Hey.

What's that, Peepers? What?  WHAT?

Of all the nerve.

MOUSES!

Apparently, my tappin' Peep #1's knittin' needle while she's knittin', isn't appreciated.

MOUSES!

What's that, Peepers?  What?  WHAT?

Tappin'.  Grabbin'.  Tossin' to floor...  What's the difference?

To-may-to, to-mah-to, Peepers.  MOUSES!

And like you've never reached over and tapped me on the shoulder before.

Well sure, if I HAD some knittin' needles, you could tap me on my knittin' needles, but since you are currently hoarding all the knittin' needles in this here house, I don't have any knittin' needles of my own for you to tap, so instead, you end up tappin' me on my shoulder and...  And...  And...

Where was I again?

Oh yeah, bottom line is, your tappin' me on the shoulder is the very same thing as my tappin' your knittin' needle.  MOUSES!

I thought I already explained to you how tappin', grabbin', and tossin' to the floor, are all one and the same.

You know, sometimes I seriously wonder 'bout my peep's intellect.  MOUSES!

Hey.

What's that, Peepers?  I'm just sayin' hello again.

Hey.

What's that, Peepers?  I'm just lettin' you know I'm still sittin' here beside you.

Hey.

HEY.

HEY!!!

'Cause you were complainin' so much about my tappin' your knittin' needles. THAT'S why.  MOUSES!

Oh.  My.  Mouses.  A cat can't tap a peep's knittin' needles and apparently, a cat can't haul on a peep's knittin' yarn, either.  MOUSES!

Haul on.  Tear up.  Rip out...  To-may-to, to-mah-to, Peepers.  To-may-to, to-mah-to!  MOUSES!

Hey.

36 comments:

  1. Seville! mes HATES that when Mommy is knitting! Mes won't tells yous what happened when mommy is embroidering!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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    1. Oohhh.. Embroidery needs have sharp points. MOUSES!

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  2. Hey! Jeeze, Peep#1 sounds a little touchy today Sevvy.....

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    1. Today? She's like that every day. She's such a peep. MOUSES!

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  3. Poor Sivvers. We don't see anything wrong with tapping knitting needles, or playing with knitting yarn. Or walking on a Peep's head in the middle of the night. MOUSES! Peeps can be SO touchy about certain things!

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    1. Walkin' on a Peep's head in the mi.... LOVE IT!!!

      Puttin' that on my list of things to do. PURRS.

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  4. Sheesh! These humans! You try to be friendly and all and they get upset! The LEAST she could do is share the yarn OR her needles! It's not like she needs them BOTH or anything ;)

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  5. We think you have the makings of a great song there, Seville!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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    1. Yup, it could hit the Country charts, for sure. MOUSES!

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  6. Hoarding all the knitting needles? I have never heard the like. A cat should have a good supply of same for all those essential tasks such as staking out nip plants (and to-may-to, and knitting a cat's cradle on account of us not having the opposable thumbs. Purrs ERin PS, I thought you WERE supposed to rip tear and chew wool?

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    1. Yeah, I thought so, too. I mean, what else is it for? purrs

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  7. you needs some knitting needles of your own... and a ball to play bunny kick too. Now me I goes after the paper towels... mol. -Angel the Fetch Kitty.

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    1. Then I should add a roll of paper towels to my list! purrs

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  8. I wish my human knitted. It sounds like fun!

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    1. Want me to suggest to her that she does? purrs

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  9. dood...sum onez mom iz knot veree apurreciative oh sum onez willing nezz ta lend a hand iz she......well, de next time her askz for yur help; rememburr thiz day and REE FUZE ~~~~ ☺☺♥♥♥

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  10. Oh Seville dude, mew should go find said stash of knitting needles and all balls of wool and have yourself a merry little pawty fur one with a big bag of primo nip!!! MOL Bestest purrs Basil & Co xox

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    1. Knittin' needles and yarn AND NIP? WONDERFUL!!! It would be THE party of the year. purrs

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  11. Well, you were needling here pretty good though!

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    1. Needlin' her... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it! purrs

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  12. Sorry Sev, but I avoid anything to do with needles. Just saying... You're braver than I am!

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    1. Different kind of needles. I don't like the ones at the doctor's, either. purrs

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  13. Humans really don't recognize good help when they see it, do they?

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    1. They sure don't. Ungrateful ingrates. MOUSES!

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  14. I am sorry the peep won't share her knitting supplies with you.

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  15. MOL! Rite? Iz shud be obvious tappin meanz da same...

    I iz alwayz goin fur da yarn😸 Luv yarn, wool, twine nd all da thingz dat resemblez string.
    Mum nd I iz wishin u a gr8 day! Purrs! Murli🐾

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    1. You ever ask Santa for a ball of twine? I did, once. Can't remember if he ever brought it... PURRS.

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  16. We don't have any knitting needles to be tapped over here. Or yarn for that matter. But if we did, I'd share the needles with you.

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    1. Awww.. And that's 'cause YOU'RE nice. Unlike my peep. MOUSES!

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  17. We has the same problem here Seville. The mom bean has no appawciation for all we try to help her.

    We'll keep trying though and we are sure you will too. MOL
    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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    1. And I guess, that's all we can do. Keep tryin', I mean. purrs

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  18. Well now I must say that Mom L wouldn't know a kahniting thingy from the yah-nah. tells ya what I have to manage

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    1. And the managing of peeps is ALWAYS difficult at best. purrs

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