Sunday, 26 February 2017

all aboard!

ALL ABOARD!

Chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga...

Attention all passengers:  The Crazy Train is arriving at gate three, and will be ready for departure in twenty-five minutes.  Please have your tickets ready for boarding.

Chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga...

Hey Peepers!  Your train is about to leave the station!!!


You had best boogie on over to gate three, right away.

Chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga...

And don't worry 'bout your ticket!  They sent you a lifelong pass in the mail.

MOUSES!

Hehehehehe..

But seriously folks, for my first peep, that train has ALREADY left the station.  That ship has already sailed.  That...

Well you get the picture, I am sure.  MOUSES!

So anyway...

So anyway, I was tryin' to figure out what I should write about for today's blog post, and I said to myself, it has been a while since I mocked Peep #1 silly.

What's that, Peepers?  REALLY?

Did I mock you that recently?

Hmmm...

Well recently or not, everyone loves a good mockin' of my peep.

THEY DO TOO.  MOUSES!

I did a survey only the other day.

Okay, FINE.  I didn't actually do a survey.  That may have been a fact of an alternative nature. MOUSES!

But seriously Peepers, my readership does enjoy when I mock you.  I don't have to take surveys or anythin' like that.  I just know.  I just know on account of my bein' able to hear 'em laughin', from miles and miles away.  MOUSES!

So let's get down to business, shall we?

Mockin' point number one...

What's that, Peepers?  REALLY?

THERE IS SO.  MOUSES!

Peepers, mockin' points are so real things, and that is a REAL fact, for sure.

Yes, yes, I know.  Peeps usually talk about talkin' points, but just 'cause they're usually talkin' about talkin' points, doesn't mean mockin' points aren't real, too.  The popularity of talkin' points does not, in any way, diminish the existence of mockin' points.  Not one bit!

In fact, statistics show...

What's that, Peepers?  REALLY?

THEY DO SO.  MOUSES!

Well I don't quite KNOW where to find those statistics.

But my not bein' able to find 'em, doesn't mean they don't exist!

It just means they're good at bein' hidden, is all.  MOUSES!

This cat's confidential sources claim...

What's that, Peepers?  REALLY?

THEY DO NOT.  MOUSES!

Look Peepers, peeps have been claiming claims made by confidential sources for years upon years, and not once has anyone every doubted their credibility.

They have?

Awww....  MOUSES!

But those weren't my confidential sources.  MY confidential sources are real.

So anyway, my first mockin' point is...

What's that, Peepers?  REALLY?

IT IS NOT.  MOUSES!

Actual proof of your mockable activities and all 'round general mockability, is not necessary at all.  I don't need pictures.  I DON'T NEED FACTS.  I DON'T NEED...

What?  WHAT?  What is that you're blathering on about now?

Oh.

OH.

Hmmm...

Well....

Well folks, it looks like I won't be mockin' Peep #1 in this blog post after all.  It looks like I'll be mockin' her in a blog post, sometime in the future.  Uh... yeah.  A post to be written after I uh... You know...  After I dot all my 'i's and cross all my 't's, in order to avoid bein' sued.

But in the meantime...


HEY PEEPERS!  THE CRAZY TRAIN IS READY TO LEAVE!!!

Chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga...





26 comments:

  1. Trains rhymes with brains and many a peep over here missed theirs!

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    1. Yup, sometimes you have to laugh. Otherwise you might cry. purrs

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  3. Well, we don't need any proof but we have purrlenty. Our mommy hopped on da crazy train long ago. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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  4. Or Seville, you could just come up with some alternative facts. Seems to work for that ornj fellow south of the border. Just sayin'

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    1. It does, doesn't it? How come he gets to get away with that? MOUSES!

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  5. MOL! What human isn't ready for the crazy train?

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  6. Hehehe, peep laughed so hard fell off the bed! My peep cant really talk as got thrown off the crazy train for being crazy! Hmm, does that make peep sane or crazier? Purrs, Erin

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  7. Hahaha. My Momma doesn't just RIDE the crazy train ... nope. She DRIVES it! Sometimes I get tired of mocking her ... it's just too easy and I like a challenge ;)

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    1. I know how you feel! I mean, sometimes, they make it just TOO EASY. MOUSES!!!

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  8. OMC! "a fact of an alternative nature" - MOL!

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  9. I look forward to your mocking post- that was an alternative fact :)

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    1. I wonder if the peep is lookin' forward to it, too. Hmmm...

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  10. I might want to book a seat on the crazy train for my Mom......she's got Teddy running around here like a wacko as kittens do.....so a bit of a "break" on that train might not be so bad!

    Hugs, Angel Sammy and Teddy

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    1. Yeah, 'cause then she'd be surrounded by like minds, you know? I know MY peep would. purrs

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  11. Hasn't your Peep #1 heard that we are now, officially, living in the post-truth era?

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    1. Unfortunately for me, at my house, I'm not allowed to make up stuff like that. MOUSES!

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  12. Good idea to Mock the Mom. We do that all the time here when we can get away with it.

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    1. Somebody has to mock the mums, right? Right. purrs

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  13. he he! Amarula, Frodo and Zulu say you can use their "confidential sources" anytime! and they want to know if there is room to put their human on the crazy train too?!

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    1. Oh yeah... When the Crazy Train gets full, they just add another car. MOUSES!

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