Wednesday, 11 January 2017

hey Peepers!

Hey Peepers!  Somebody threw up in the livin' room.

Well I thought you'd like to know, that's all.

'Cause I was tryin' to be helpful, that's why. MOUSES!

Try to help out a peep and what do you get? Nothin' but grief.  Nothin' but grief and..

NO...  It wasn't me.

Well how would I know?  I live here with five other cats.  Six, at the mo, on account of Dionysus havin' slept over for a few nights.  Could have been any one of us...

I mean, THEM.

MOUSES!

Well you're just gonna have to take my word for it, Peepers.  It wasn't me and that is a fact, for sure.

Hey Peepers!  Somebody pooped on the wrong side of the litter box in the downstairs bathroom.

NO...  It wasn't me.

Did you really have to ask?  I mean, would I do somethin' like that?  For mousin' out loud...

But now that I think about it, it was probably one of those long-haired marmie brothers of mine.  You know, on account of the downstairs bathroom litter box bein' a tad on the small side for them and...

'Cause!  'Cause like I said before, I was tryin' to be helpful.  And also like before, my helpfulness was greeted with nothin' but grief.  Nothin' but grief and...

HEY...  For all I know, it could have been you.  Yeah, YOU.

Peepers, did you happen to poop on the wrong side of the litter box in the downstairs bathroom today?

Quit your griping, woman.  I was merely askin' a question.

A question, if I may add, you had no trouble askin' of me.  MOUSES!

Hey Peepers!  Somebody knocked over the two big water dishes in the kitchen.

NO...  It wasn't me.

Actually...  Actually, that might have been me.

Let me see...  Did I knock over any water dishes as I was runnin' through the kitchen earlier today? Hmmm...

Nope, it wasn't me, Peepers.  I'm pretty sure the dish I knocked over was the one with the dry kibble for snackin' and...

Ummm....  Never mind 'bout that.  Pretend I said nothing at all.

Hey Peepers!  Somebody...

What's that, Peepers?  You don't wanna know?  You don't wanna hear any more of my helpful bits of information?

Really?

Really?

REALLY?

Well I'll be...

Then I don't suppose I need tell you 'bout what I did in the sunroom this morning, huh?

I mean, I don't suppose I need to point out how I did absolutely nothin' at all in the sunroom and...

And uh...  Um...

Never mind.

MOUSES!

32 comments:

  1. I totally understand Seville, the same things might have happened here but I don't have any knowledge of the whodunnit side of things!

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    1. And I TOTALLY believe that you wouldn't. PURRS.

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  2. Geez! Don't grouse at the messenger, right, Seville?

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  3. AMARULA: I totally get what you are going through! I get blamed all the time for stuff I didn't do!!

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    1. Why is it that they always blame us innocents? MOUSES!

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  4. Seville, it seems there is never a dull moment around your house, is there?

    Good thing the Peep#1 has you ready and willing to tattle...we mean help at any time.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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    1. Yup, help. I believe the word you are lookin' for there is, help. PURRS.

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  5. Ooooh Seville, * grins* who dun it eh? We only try to be helpful don't we but always there is... something we are accused of!

    HUH!!!

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  6. Our cats ... so sly ... so cunning ... but they meow before they think sometimes ;)

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    1. Sometimes I wonder if I should not speak up at all. purrs

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  7. Your peepers really is the suspicious type!!! How insulting, you are very trust worthy!! Mwah mwah

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    1. I am! I AM! No, seriously. I really, REALLY am. purrs

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  8. Now that is gratitude for you, point something out and be blamed for it... just as well you hadn't found a smoking gun. Mouses!

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    1. Oh my mouses! I never even thought of that. MOUSES!!!

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  9. Let's discuss exactly who determined which side of the litter box is the wrong side. I would think the fur who is using the litter box should be the one to determine which side is right, and which side is wrong. Not the Peep in charge of waste disposal. Just saying...

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  10. dood !!!! sum one.... :} haz hada bizee day huh :) wink...wink....♥♥♥

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  11. I guess next time you'll just keep quiet and not try to help them out, right? Always getting blamed for something you didn't (or did?) do!

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    1. That's what I'm thinkin' I'm gonna have to do. MOUSES!

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  12. You kitties have been busy- well, at least some of you have. :)

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    1. All in a day's work, my friend. All in a day's work. purrs

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  13. Who Dun It? We have exactly the same thing at our house Seville, some purrdy poops, pukes or widdles and the question is WHO DUN IT? The P.A. has motion censored cameras now so she can see exactly who dun it! MOL Tell Peep #1 to install some :D

    Sweetest purrs

    Basil & Co xo

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    1. Motion censored cameras? Spyin' on you?? MOUSES!!!

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  14. Jeeze, try to help a Peep out.....thankless job isn't it Sevvy?!

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  15. You might wanna hop in your frying pan and pop over her e fro a bit Seville. let ole peepers settle down a bit

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    1. Oohhh... Is that an invite? Be over in a jiff. PURRS.

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